Spencer Hawes – DownToBuck

Spencer Hawes 15 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I said I was gonna do Spencer Hawes highlights, so here we are. I’m a man of my word. I could be doing my taxes or something else important, but I’m sitting here typing out words for a Hawesian vid that no one will watch because everyone hates this dude for having political opinions. I…

Spencer Hawes 16 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)

Spencer Hawes scoring 14 points in the second quarter tonight will end up one of my favorite-est memories from this Bucks season. There has been a lot of good stuff going on in Milwaukee, especially with Giannis, but I don’t think I have been as hyped for the Bucks as I was when Hawes was…

Spencer Hawes 16 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)

Spencer Hawes has been racking up DNPs for his entire tenure in Charlotte thanks to the untimely drafting of one Frank Kaminsky. Games like this prove he can still be a credible offensive threat if given the minutes, but there’s hardly room on the roster for one slow-afoot, no-defense, three-pointering big white guy, much less…

Spencer Hawes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)

It may come as a surprise to Hornets fan, but there was a period of Spencer Hawes’ career where he could be considered to have played “good”. I’m thinking specifically of his 2013-14 campaign, where he averaged 13 ppg for the 76ers (who cycled through 23 [!!!!!] players that season), then got traded to the…

Spencer Hawes 18 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2016)

How foolish I was to doubt the Hawesian one himself, Spencer Hawes. When I made a video chronicling his sixteen-point performance a few nights ago, it was made under the assumption that he would fail to exceed that point total in what remained of the season. Never did I think that he would somehow manage…

Spencer Hawes 16 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

Spencer Hawes is broken. He is shooting under 40% this year, just like he did last year with the Clippers. He has historically been an okay offensive player, so why is he regressing so badly right when he’s supposed to be entering his prime? Does he really need to be a full-time 30-MPG starter to…

Spencer Hawes 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2014)

Was it horrible-facial-hair day for the Clippers today? Farmar and Griffin were rocking pedo-staches and Hawes and Jordan had the same nightmarish goatee-trimmed-so-the-stache-looks-like-it-goes-all-the-way-down thing going on. Basketball is serious business, guys. If you’re not going to take your facial hair seriously, what does that say about your other endeavors? You might think that I’m just…

Spencer Hawes 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/2/2014)

Watching this video will make you happy. Witnessing the ball go in the basket will release chemicals that will compel your brain to feel the emotions of happiness and satisfaction. However, your brain lies to you; when watching these highlights, you should feel only sadness and melancholy. “But why, DTB? Why? Spencer had a good…

Spencer Hawes 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Spencer “The Mulleted Manhandler” Hawes probably didn’t appreciate being traded from one ugly situation (Philadelphia) to another ugly situation (Cleveland). I’m sure he was angling for something like Houston or Miami, or at the very least Chicago. Every team has a place for a seven-footer who can shoot threes and look really dopey wearing an…