“Come on guys, do I really have to do this?” Channing asked, looking at the entrance to the McDonald’s with trepidation. “We haze all the new players,” LeBron reiterated. “Trust us, we’re going easy on you. You should have seen what we made Timofey do when he got here.” “It was no big problem, drinking…
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Jared Dudley 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2016)
“Dear DTB, You have now posted two of my personal letters to you on your channel. Assuming that this letter is likewise posted, that will be three. I am glad that you make highlight videos of me, but it is very unnecessary to divulge our private communications like this. I have had my lawyer contact…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 34 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
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Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 24 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
Andrew woke up from his dream with a start. He looked around for any sign of the bus that was supposed to take him away from the camp. Finding that he was still lying in his bunk, he relaxed a little bit. Only a little bit, though. The potent smell of marijuana was still very…
Read MoreRaul Neto 15 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Leandro Barbosa woke up to find himself lying on some sort of table, restrained by straps across his legs, arms, and chest. Trying not to panic, he observed his surroundings in the only way he could, by turning his head first to the left, then to the right, then straight ahead. He was in some…
Read MoreKris Humphries 18 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Kris Humphries, feeling more than a little nervous, walked into the Suns locker room for the first time. He was not good at speaking to large groups of new people, but his message was too important to go unsaid. When he entered, a number of Suns player looked ready to introduce themselves, but Kris headed…
Read MoreDoug McDermott Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Doug McDermott opened his eyes. He could see nothing but an indistinct gray-white haze. He reached up to rub his eyes, but found once he removed his hands that the haze remained the same. He could feel himself lying on some kind of surface, but once he picked himself up off of it, he found…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/18/2016)
I drowsily scroll through the list of individual player performances on Basketball-Reference, searching in vain for highlight-worthy statlines. There having been just three games the previous night, I know that there will not be much for me to choose from, but even I am surprised by the paucity of decently-performing role-players. The unexpected ringing of…
Read MoreArchie Goodwin 20 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
Archie Goodwin lay in bed, unable to sleep. His confrontation with Markieff Morris during a timeout was replaying over and over again in his mind. Restlessly, he sat up and composed a text message, knowing that its recipient would doubtlessly be awake as well… http://imgur.com/NQBelKy
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
“Dear Diary, Today, the unimaginable happened. To preface this account, I must stress that I am very careful to check the weather forecast many times per day. If there is even a wisp of cloud floating in the sky, I will double-check to ensure that none of the cursed white sand will fall from the…
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