In this game, Terrence Jones’ first four made baskets were all dunks. I admit that I started getting my hopes up after the third one, thinking that maybe he dunked every one of his ten made field goals. Such an occurrence would have made me whole and completed my life. Ten made baskets, all dunks,…
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Terrence Jones 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)
I just got on board the Terrence Jones hype train, and damn, this train car is swanky! Leather recliners, personal forty-inch TV’s, this place has it all. It even has blazing-fast gigabit wi-fi so this video only took fifteen seconds to upload. An extremely attractive and large-bosomed attendant just give me a choice of six…
Read MoreTerrence Jones Career High 25 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/15/2014)
Terrence Jones just set an NBA record with three botched and-ones in three attempts during the third quarter against the Pelicans. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Rockets commentators brought something like that up during the telecast of the next game. There is a curious fascination with stats in the sports world, and local NBA…
Read MoreTerrence Jones 20 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2013)
“What about you, Terrence? What did you get for Christmas?” Hesitating, Terrence Jones didn’t know how to respond. All of his teammates were swapping notes over their new PS4’s. But he hadn’t gotten a PS4. He had gotten an Xbox One, even though he had confirmed in writing on his wish list that he wanted…
Read MoreTerrence Jones 16 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/8/2013)
The Rockets are said to be searching for a stretch 4 for trade. It makes sense when you have a dominant (or potentially dominant, anyway) center and a star shooting guard. Maybe Ryan Anderson? Ersan Ilyasova? That’s about all I can think of. But do they really need a new one? They already have Terrence…
Read MoreTerrence Jones 18 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/23/2013)
Is Terrence Jones the long-term answer for the Rockets at the power forward position? Ask Omer Asik, Patrick Patterson, Marcus Morris or Donatas Motiejunas, and they’ll tell you the answer: no. The long-term answer was supposed to be Dirk, but that didn’t quite work out. So now McHale plays whomever he can find for the…
Read MoreTerrence Jones Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2013)
Terrence Jones only played in 19 games last year as a first round pick for the Rockets. While that team didn’t really have a shortage of power forwards, they did have a shortage of what could be called “starter-quality” power forwards. But still, Jones couldn’t get any minutes. This year’s Rockets team is presumably better…
Read MoreTerrence Jones Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)
What is there to say about Terrence Jones? The dude barely plays. I guess he’s supposed to be a good dunker. Like Terrence Ross, who might be the same player. It’s hard to keep straight. Can this guy stretch the floor a little bit? Who knows. He certainly didn’t show any range tonight. He did…
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