Once again Joe Ingles has a huge first half, then follows it up with a scant few bits and bobs in the second half to end up with a good statistical performance, but not a GREAT one. Does anyone here want to witness goodness? No! We want to witness greatness, and what Ingles has done…
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Donovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
The narrative is slipping away from Donovan Mitchell. His ROY of the Year chances seem to be dwindling away. Ben Simmons, buoyed by the fake concepts of “court vision”, “defense”, and “impact”, is the favorite to win, and it doesn’t seem like any amount of 40-point games can displace him. There is no second chance…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
Interesting note: in the month of February, Donovan Mitchell only shot above 50% from the field one time, and that was the first game of the month where he dropped forty points. He followed that up by scoring two whole points in his next game (does he even want to average 20 PPG?), and the…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2018)
I don’t understand why the Jazz commentators were hyped for the “Donovan Mitchell vs. Dennis Smith Jr.” battle. Can it even be called a “battle” when they don’t play the same position? And if it even was a battle, why would you get excited for it? Mitchell’s gonna crush that matchup eight out of ten…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Okay, for real, if Donovan Mitchell is gonna win ROY of the Year then he needs to get more triple-doubles. Ben Simmons gets triple-doubles, and he’s gonna win if things don’t change right now. Problem is, Mitchell doesn’t have a game with more than 10 rebounds OR assists this season, but that’s okay. We can…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 19 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Royce “Shaquilee” O’Neale competently manned the starting shooting guard spot last night as Donovan Mitchell got moved fully to the point guard role. That’s great. I love it when rookies play unexpectedly large roles for their team, especially when the rookie is undrafted. The only problem is, Alec Burks is getting completely marginalized. Burks played…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 25 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
Donovan Mitchell took a lot of shots to get his 25 points. It didn’t end up so bad because he was so clutch at the end, but when you’re taking more shots, in this case 28, than the amount of points you have, you know it’s not a good game. By that standard, Allen Iverson…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 20 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
This was a seminal matchup between the Spurms and the Jizz. Ha! Get it! Seminal? Spurms? Jizz? HAHAHAHA! Wooooo! I’m making a semen joke! LMAO! Bodily functions are funny! Okay. Let’s get down to business (to defeat… the… damn, can’t remember the lyric). Joe “Patron of the Holy Spires” Ingles just put together one of…
Read MoreJae Crowder 15 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Jae Crowder is probably glad to get out of Cleveland. Nobody really liked him there. LeBron probably yelled at him all the time and the fans obviously thought he was trash (because he kinda was). Now he gets a fresh start in a small market where everybody’s polite. Even if continues to play like trash…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Making that thumbnail image so zoomed in was a bad idea. I can’t stop looking at it. Have you ever noticed how weird human faces look? Those things are messed up to the max. Max SQUARED. If we ran across an alien race with featured as messed up as the ones we have, we’d never…
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