Attention all haters who were hating on the concept of Derrick Favors being on the same team as Rudy Gobert despite neither of them being a jumpshooter: you can cease your hating at once becasue the Jazz have won eight of the last nine, conclusively proving that a team constructed with two non-shooting bigs can…
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Derrick Favors 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Last time I made a Derrick Favors highlight video, he had seven assists, and they were actually all pretty good. I was honestly surprised by that, since Favors has never, at any point, ever had a reputation as a passer, except perhaps among the most homerific Jazz fans. So I entered this particular highlight-making excursion…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2019)
This video was made basically to commemorate a career-high in assists for Derrick Favors, who honestly looked like Lamar Odom 2.0 based on this one game. He was making good decisions with the ball, whether looking to score or looking to pass, and who cares if one of his assists was actually an airballed floater?…
Read MorePaul Millsap 23 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
I will, eventually, have to reconsider my opinion that Paul Millsap low-key ruined the Nuggets when he signed there. There are several arguments that seem to disprove my assertion, one of them being that the Nuggets are one of the best teams in the league. But who knows how good they would be if they…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)
Before you ask me, the answer is “no”. I do not know why the video feed for this game was so screwed up. Every few seconds there’s this huge jagged line of mangled pixels running across the whole screen, getting in the way of the hot Royce O’Neale action that you willingly signed up for….
Read MoreDerrick Favors 25 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)
I’ve been too nice to players recently. Even players worthy of criticism, worthy of my harshest words, I’ve been handling them with kid-gloves. Is it because Adam Silver said something about how NBA are more lonely and isolated than ever and I don’t want their feeling to get hurt because of the words of some…
Read MoreJae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
Everyone knows that the Celtics are kinda messed up right now. On the court, off the court, in the front office, there’s not much harmony in Boston right now. My solution: have the Celtics trade for Crowder, giving up one of their malcontents in the process. That can be the first step in rebuilding the…
Read MoreKyle Korver 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
This is my third “old man” highlight video in a row. Maybe I should start a new channel solely dedicated to players who are 36 years old or older if my main channel is going to be unduly focused on them. That way I can have highlights of exciting young players in one place and…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 23 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
The Bucks gave up a 19-2 run in the fourth quarter of this game and ended up blowing a huge lead to lose by four, but I am insulated from the negative effects of the loss by the fact that I didn’t watch any of the second half. I was too busy making highlight videos….
Read MoreJoe Ingles 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2019)
This highlight video is made noticeably worse by the amount of times that Reggie Miller has over-the-top reactions to plays made by Joe “The Aushole” Ingles and his teammates. Commentary, when executed correctly, can elevate a highlight video by providing a crescendo of excitement. Normally, I find it does nothing other than fill in the…
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