Zach LaVine 28 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

This current Timberwolves team is looking a lot like that Thunder team that came up short in the finals: two really good players (Towns and Wiggins or Durant and Westbrook) holding down another really good player (LaVine or Harden). You know what I’m thinking?

Trade LaVine to the Nuggets for Gary Harris and some gently used back issues of Playboy magazine! Only a few of the pages are stuck together, and Gary Harris’ mom was in the WNBA, so you know he’s good. This solves everybody’s problems. The Nuggets get a franchise player and some wank material, and the Wolves unclog their pipes of extraneous talent. I swear I could AT LEAST be the GM of a D-League team.

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