Thaddeus awoke to the smell of cooked beef in a bed that was not his own. Opening his eyes slowly, they were greeted by an indistinct haze. “Where…where am I?” A beautiful nymph, clad in gossamer, emerged from the mist to his side. “Hello Thaddeus. Although you do not remember it, you have endured many…
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Jimmer Fredette 14 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
Every Jimmer video I make gets tons of comments with people arguing about his bust status, the amount of minutes he gets, his stats, and anything else. So, viewer, if you would be so kind as to leave a comment stating one of these things, we can get a good old-fashioned internet argument going: -Jimmer…
Read MoreDeMarcus Cousins 24 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
DeMarcus Cousins is well known for his proclivity in collecting techs. He’s a good enough player, I guess, but at this rate, when he retires, all people will remember is how much of a hothead he was. It’s the defining characteristic of his game. So against the Bucks he was having a dynamite game, 24…
Read MoreGustavo Ayon 12 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
The goose is loose.
Read MoreMatt Barnes 16 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
People like to point out the multi-sport abilities of some NBA players. Matt Barnes was a star football player in high school, which I can believe, because he always looks like he’s ready to rough people up for no reason. Nate Robinson also played football, as the ball. Gordon Hayward almost pursued tennis instead of…
Read MoreTobias Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
Tobias Harris had a sick behind-the-back pass to Vucevic for a slam. Who cares about 15 points, 2 blocks, and 2 other assists? I should’ve left those parts out, because once you see the pass you will agree that the rest of his game, as well as his entire career, past and present, has been…
Read MoreGreg Stiemsma 10 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
The Timberwolves have been wracked with injuries this year. I’m sure you know this. The once promising season has turned into disappointment as Rubio remain the only good uninjured player. Unless you think Stiemsma is good. Heh. That’s not to say he’s bad. But he’s no Nikola Pekovic. I don’t think he can even grow…
Read MoreAmir Johnson 17 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
Amir Johnson is the Raptors’ best player. You might think I am joking. I am not. He may not be the flashiest offensive player like DeRozan or Gay, but he, unlike them, knows his limits and is efficient. He’s as solid as they come, plays good defense and rebounds well. The only knock on him…
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