Jonas Jerebko may be known now for his basketball talents, but what most people don’t know is that before basketball he was a prominent local musician. He was the guitarist for the Death Metal band Gorbath, which was very popular in his hometown, Kinna. Sadly they broke up before making any noise on the international…
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Shelvin Mack Career High 12 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Shelvin, I know you’re reading this. No third-string point guard can resist reading what’s written about him on the internet. I want to make you a deal. I become your official highlight maker and distributor, and you send me a thousand bucks a week via money order. It’ll be perfect. Your name will get out…
Read MoreEvan Turner 23 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Evan Turner got off the school bus with tears in his eyes. The first day of first grade had been tough. Why didn’t any of the kids like him? He ran into his house, desperate to get away from the taunts and jeers of his schoolmates. “Awww my baby, what’s wrong honey?” his mom cooed…
Read MoreJason Terry 24 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
I’ve been granted the ability to know what’s going on in an NBA player’s head while they’re playing (you’d be amazed, they think about sex like 75% of the time). It also works if I’m watching replays of games. Let’s take a look into Jason Terry’s head. “Ball. Ball. Ball. Ballball. Ball. BALL. Ball. Ballballballball….
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Where did this come from? Evan Fournier’s previous best was 10 (If I remember correctly, damn it basketball-reference just let me check stop being difficult). And now he drops 19 like it’s no big deal? Not that I’m complaing. I like making highlights of French players because the French citizenry are apparently starved for highlights…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 17 Points/1 Free Throw Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
You know that funky rule where if a player who got fouled and gets to take free throws isn’t able to due to injury, that the opposing coach gets to choose whoever they want to take them? Yeah. It’s kind of a weird rule. Anyway, if that opposing team is the Pistons, you KNOW who’s…
Read MoreTobias Harris Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Does this dude score a career high every game? It’s starting to seem like it. I fully expect him to have dropped 40 by the time the end of the season rolls around. And not only did he score a career high, his team also won the game! Things are looking up.
Read MoreMarquis Daniels 16 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
Marquis Daniels has been pretty bad this year for the Bucks. He’s supposed to be a good defender, because every horrible offensive player has to be a good defender, right? And I guess he’s okay at it. But his offensive ineptitude is offensive (haha). But you can’t really blame him for sucking, since he’s the…
Read MoreLarry Sanders Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
Is Larry Sanders a candidate for MIP? Definitely. He’s transformed from being a foul-prone elite defensive player who can’t really shoot and doesn’t get any minutes into a foul-prone elite defensive player who can’t really shoot and gets a bunch of minutes. That seems to be the only requirement to win it, just play the…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker Career High 18 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
Fans of the defunct children’s cartoon Hey Arnold may remember a certain episode where the titular Arnold is a member of a basketball team. There is also a kid named Tucker on the team, whose dad is the coach. The team’s offensive strategy is “pass the ball to Tucker”, even though he’s a seriously unclutch…
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