October 30, 2013 – DownToBuck

Nikola Vucevic 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

“Hurry up fatty! I want to ride the Astro Orbitor again!” A red-faced Glen Davis had just caught up to his companion. “Nik, you might be our franchise center, but if you call me fat one more time…” Nikola laughed. “Whatever you say, tubby. We gotta hit all the rides at least once more before…

Josh Smith Pistons Debut 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

The Pistons are one of the more intriguing teams this year. Eager to bring back the championship days of old, they brought in Josh Smith(???) and Brandon Jennings(???????). Talk to fans of either the Hawks or the Bucks and they will say that their respective player, while putting up gaudy numbers, didn’t really help their…

Nate Wolters 9 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Some people are just blessed with luck. Brandon Knight goes down with a hamstring injury 2 minutes into the season opener, while his backup Luke Ridnour lay writhing on the trainer’s table as his back spasmed uncontrollably. That left only one viable point guard option for the Bucks (no, not Gary Neal. Mini-sized SGs don’t…

Trevor Ariza 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Sometimes I wonder if NBA players even know about the concept of “efficiency”. The ones who shoot the lowest percentages tend to shoot the highest amount of shots. Now, I know that if you were to command Andre Drummond to shoot fifteen times a game, he would not keep up his insane percentages. However, you…

Damian Lillard 32 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

It is time. Time for Damian Lillard to prove that he isn’t merely Brandon Jennings 2.0 and is instead an actual point guard. He’s not going to be convincing many people with this latest 2-assist, 20-shot performance. Come on man, you have Aldridge on your team that should be like 5 free assists a game….

Enes Kanter 14 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Enes “The Inkantation” Kanter needs no introduction. The 3rd overall pick in 2011, he has doused the league in kerosene and set it alight, then stared intently at the NBA as it writhed and burned, then ran around his neighborhood setting trash cans on fire to see the glorious, beautiful flame. Just kidding. (Though he…

Tony Wroten Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

If you watch this video you will watch history being made. The last three pointer of Tony Wroten’s career. Because there’s no way, NO WAY, that he ever makes another one with the garbled mess of arms and hands that he calls a “shooting form”. People were dissing Michael Carter Williams’ outside shooting coming into…

Klay Thompson Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

“Alright Steph, I got the stuff you asked for. You must be making a ton of omelettes or something. And I guess after you’re done eating all of ’em you’re gonna be having a fun time cause this is a ton of toilet paper.” “Klay you idiot those eggs ain’t for eating. And that TP…

Miles Plumlee Career High 18 Points/15 Rebounds/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Warning: If you would prefer not to have your mind blown into the seventh spatial dimension, please discontinue reading this description immediately. In his first game with the Suns, Miles Plumlee scored more points (18) than he scored in his entire tenure with the Pacers (16). Holy dumb Christ. I have no idea if this…

Spencer Hawes 24 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Exultant in victory, Spencer Hawes showered the shower of a champion. He didn’t really feel like talking to any media right now. They would just ask him about “sustained success” and “teamwork”. He could easily spend thirty minutes or an hour just standing here, relishing his team’s win over last years champions, not thinking about…