Lost amidst the excitement of another thrilling NFL Sunday, an equally thrilling battle was being fought in the hallowed halls of Madison Square Garden.
K-Mart vs. K-Mart.
Well, it wasn’t that thrilling. I don’t think they were ever matched up against each other. And Kenyon Martin is pretty old and worthless compared to Kevin Martin, who is still a potent scoring despite shooting from his knees. Kenyon wasn’t a great 1st overall pick and went 3 of 23 in a finals elimination game, while Kevin was picked in the second round and has had several seasons over 20 points per game.
And Kevin’s team won. So I guess he wins the un-thrilling matchup prettily handily, and thus gains sole possession of the “K-Mart” nickname. We can call Kenyon “The Canyon” from here on out.