Official NBA players named after birds power rankings: 1. Nene 2. Rory Sparrow 3. Robin Lopez 4. Brian Cardinal 5. Guy Sparrow 6. Robin Jones 7. Mark Crow Not a very long list, though I’m sure I missed some. And no, Larry Bird doesn’t count. Neither does Otis Birdsong. Don’t be stupid.
Read MoreDay: November 8, 2013
Toney Douglas 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/8/2013)
Well, that sucked. Spurs beat the Warriors 76-74 in what might be the lowest-scoring game of the year. And the game’s leading scorer was none other than Toney “Baloney” Douglas! The Warriors commentators were so distraught over Stephen Curry’s injury that all they could do was project his attributes onto other players, and that included…
Read MoreJordan Hamilton Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2013)
“Yo Jordan, you wanna smoke this bowl with us?” JaVale said, waving him over to where a group of Nuggets teammates was sitting in a circle on the floor. “Timofey just got some of the dankest kush ever from his dealer back in Russia.” Timofey smiled widely. “I assure you friend that this kush is…
Read MoreTony Wroten Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2013)
The best part of a new season is seeing some of last year’s scrubs un-scrub themselves and turn into decent role players. Like Tony Wroten. He sucked last year for the Grizzlies because he got no minutes. Or he got no minutes for the Grizzlies because he sucked. I don’t remember. Either way, he blew….
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 29 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/8/2013)
The Wizards are yet another example of why getting tons of high picks doesn’t always lead to championships. Or playoff appearances. Or winning records. I know it takes time, which they have in spades, but it also takes good management, something they are sorely lacking. Or you could just blame Jan Vesely. That guy sucks….
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