I used to think Spencer “The Mullet” Hawes sucked. But Spencer has proved me wrong. For completeness, here is a list of the only other things that I have ever been wrong about in my life: -People will watch Spencer Hawes highlights if you just give them the chance -J.J. Hickson could average 20 and…
Read MoreDay: November 20, 2013
Beno Udrih 19 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2013)
Beno Udrih is a continuation of the Knicks’ strategy last year: find the oldest, most savvy vets and acquire them on reasonable deals. Udrih isn’t all that old, but what he lacks in years he makes up for in savviness. I’d consider him top 10 in that category. He seems like a good idea in…
Read MoreAnthony Davis 22 Points/8 Blocks Full Highlights (11/20/2013)
Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals. Pelicans down by one. 15 seconds left. Jrue Holiday holds the ball at the top waiting for the play to develop. Anthony Davis begs for the ball in the right high post with Tim Duncan right on his back. He receives it. He faces up, fakes left, and…
Read MoreAndray Blatche 25 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2013)
Blatche tried to focus in the timeout, but he was never that good at running plays or listening to that motivational mumbo-jumbo. Usually what he did was look for hot girls in the stands that he might be able to get with later. That was what he was doing now – scanning the lower bowl…
Read MoreGerald Green 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/20/2013)
Gerald, man, I know you’re reading this. The NSA gives me a list of all the names associated with all the IP addresses that view my videos. I know you watch the highlights I’ve made of you. Listen to my words, and listen well. You need to shave that god-awful facial hair off. It’s horrible….
Read MoreNikola Pekovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2013)
“Thanks for coming in Mr. Pekovic. We are glad you want to join the prestigious Thunder organization.” “Thank you very much for having me.” “Let’s get down to business. We’ve looked at your resume, and it seems very impressive. Good scoring numbers on good efficiency. There’s just one little issue we’d like to bring up.”…
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