That’s what happens when you cherry-pick, Kevin Love. That’s what happens. you deserve it for not hustling back on defense. But it leads to an interesting question: why not just leave your team’s best isolation scorer near your basket, even on defense? Then, as soon as you stop the other team 4-on-4, you quickly get…
Read MoreMonth: December 2013
Marcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)
“The dream-viewer is almost ready, Dr. Stern.” “Thank you, Judy. Go ahead and hook up our test subject to the device.” Marcus Morris squirmed in his restraints, but the tranquilizers were already having an effect on his nervous system, and he felt a little groggy. “Dude, let me go! I don’t wanna be hooked up…
Read MoreAron Baynes Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)
The Spurs’ system makes people look good. That is a well known fact. Hell, it makes Tiago Splitter look like one of the best centers in the league, stat-wise. And we all know that he isn’t. On any other team he would be average at best. So of course it makes sense that Aron Baynes…
Read MoreAmar’e Stoudemire 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2013)
Look at how old Amare Stoudemire looks. DAMN. Those goggles add like 5 years at least by themselves. Now watch him play. Try not to cry. I’ll go get the tissues. Done yet? Good. Because I’ve got some more sadness ready to heap onto your already battered psyche: you will never, EVER, get to see…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/9/2013)
Last time I made an Andrew Nicholson video, I wrote some dope rhymes in the description. At that moment, thanks to the quality of my flow, I was in talks with many large rap labels to get signed. Well, it happened. And I don’t mean to gloat, but I have a lot of money right…
Read MoreAlec Burks 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)
It was the first day of middle school basketball camp. The assorted kids looked around anxiously, waiting for instruction. The coach blew his whistle and spoke up. “Alright kids, time for layup lines!” The kids shuffled around for a while before arranging themselves into neat lines. Alec Burks stood near the back, eager to show…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)
75-74. The final score of the Wizards-Nuggets game. I watched a little bit but turned it off because it was pretty much unwatchable. Lucky for me I did, because the beginning of the game was an offensive explosion compared to the second half. Though there was a pleasing lack of free throws, which always annoy…
Read MoreRoger Mason Jr. 12 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2013)
A look into the mind of a rational official NBA scorekeeper: “The ball was just changed hands. Okay, the receiving player is dribbling, he’s doing a lot of work to get this shot, and…it goes in! Two points for him, but no assist since the passer didn’t really do anything to set up the shot.”…
Read MoreXavier Henry 17 Points/1 Kobe Return Full Highlights (12/8/2013)
KOBE’S BACK KOBE’S BACK KOBE’S BACK Guys! Kobe! KOBE BEAN BRYANT! Who cares about other non-Kobe players on the Lakers anyway? They are irrelevant. KOBE. I don’t even know who Xavier Henry is. And why should I? You can’t even see him on the court, covered as he is in the incredible glare of Kobe’s…
Read MoreJared Sullinger 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2013)
Just A Really Enormous Dude, Sully Undresses Lovely Ladies In Nude, Graphic Entertainment Revues
Read More