Kris “Kardashian” Humphries is more famous for his off-court exploits than his on-court play. I don’t know who Kim Kardashian is, or why people care about her, but Kris married her, and then a bunch of other stuff happened, and now they’re not married anymore. I don’t even know what the big deal is. Marriages…
Read MoreMonth: December 2013
Cody Zeller 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/6/2013)
I know a lot of Cody Zeller fans are going to be watching this video, so I don’t want to be loose with the critical remarks, but… Is Cody Zeller a huge bust? Or did the Bobcats purposely stunt his development by signing Al Jefferson in free agency? It seems to be a combination of…
Read MoreDion Waiters 30 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2013)
So apparently Dion Waiters did NOT punch Kyrie Irving in the face for being a chucker who doesn’t make his teammates better. He just called him out on it. And then exchanged words with Tristan Thompson, who should learn to just stay out of other people’s business. The reason for the heated exchange? Waiters thinks…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 16 Points/3 Blocks/2 Techs/1 Ejection Full Highlights
If you told me during the offseason that the Knicks were gonna suck really bad, I could have given a very good guess as to why. Andrea Bargnani. But I would have been wrong. He’s actually playing pretty decently, especially considering the hebetude of everyone around him. Making shots on one end and blocking them…
Read MoreKirk Hinrich 13 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2013)
Imagine the conflicting thoughts that were running through Kirk Hinrich’s head at the time of Derrick Rose’s injury. On one hand, “Man, I hope Derrick’s okay, we need him if we want to make noise in the playoffs.” On the other hand, “I am going to get so many minutes now.” Actually, Kirk was thinking…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 22 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2013)
DownToBuck normally operates on a pretty tight schedule. Once a day’s games start, no more highlights from the previous day. But every rule has exceptions. Like Ersan Ilyasova. He’s the most important NBA player from my point of view. Concessions will be made to show his highlights. And I must say these are quite impressive,…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2013)
Are the Jazz trying to turn Kanter into a stretch four or something? He seems to be taking a lot of long jumpers. It’s the cool things for bigs to be able to shoot the ball nowadays, but Kanter’s strength is his back-to-the-basket game. I want to see some devastating spin moves in the post….
Read MoreKyle Korver 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/4/2013)
I’m so mad at Kyle Korver right now. So I was sitting at home making these highlights while my girlfriend is in the same room watching TV. She doesn’t even like basketball so she usually doesn’t pay attention to my labors. It’s funny, she would actually rather watch made-up stories about made-up people on some…
Read MoreAnderson Varejao 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/4/2013)
Dear LeBron, I hope this letter finds you well. I probably don’t need to hope, though, as things seem to be going swell for you down there in Miami. I’m very happy for your multitude of successes! Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade seem like great teammates. You may already know the reason for my correspondence,…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 22 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2013)
If you listen to the commentators in this highlights (I don’t listen to them except for making these things), you will notice one of them saying something to the effect of “You can just forget about the first 14 games of the season, because we didn’t have a point guard”. There is a guy who…
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