Andrew Bogut? Is that you? Come back! Come back! We never wanted you to leave, Andrew. Bucks for life! Remember? We’re sorry that we tried to shoehorn you into a role you weren’t really prepared to fill. And we’re sorry that the bad man Stoudemire turned your arm into frozen bogurt. There’s a lot of…
Read MoreDay: January 31, 2014
Diante Garrett 13 Points/2 Buzzer-Beaters Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
NBA fun fact of the day: There is a player in the NBA named Diante Garrett. I bet you didn’t know that! I wouldn’t believe it myself, except I woke up from a night of drunken debauchery to find myself halfway through editing a video about said player. Allegedly, Diante Garrett is the backup PG…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 15 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
Giannis Antetokounmpo lay, just outside of the practice facility, flat on his back, yelling in agony. “AAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHH! It hurts! It hurts!” Nate Wolters wandered over from the parking lot to see what was wrong. He looked unconcerned despite the apparent intensity of Giannis’ anguish. “Hey man, what’s up?” Giannis’ incoherent moans were interspersed with…
Read MoreAlec Burks 26 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
Huh. I know you’re not going to believe me, but the Jazz almost beat the Warriors last night. All it took was a 3-of-20 shooting performance from Klay Thompson to allow the Jazz to be competitive the whole way. Alec Burks was the main reason for the Jazz’s relative success. This dude is just not…
Read MoreMike Scott 18 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
“Hey guys, look! It’s snowing! Hahaha, it’s snowing!!!” Mike Scott yelled gleefully, interrupting practice to run to the window of the practice gym. With his face smahed up against the glass, he exclaimed, “Snow in Atlanta! I’m gonna go play in it!” Coach Budenholzer put his hands on his hips. “Mike, practice will end in…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 18 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
Okay. So maybe the “Evan Fournier Starting Point Guard” experiment isn’t going so well. Yeah, he’s young, so this is forgivable. But seven turnovers without a single assist to show for it! 20 shots taken for 18 points! Those are Brandon Jennings-esque stats right there. But this carefully-propagandized highlight reel shows none of the bad,…
Read MoreElton Brand 18 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
Will people 20 years from now remember Elton Brand at all? People already have forgotten how good of a player he was with the Clippers. He’s Blake Griffin without all the flashy dunks (so nothing lol jk). Not exciting at all. Workmanlike. The kind of player who’s only legacy will be as a trivia answer…
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