I am getting a little annoyed here. NBA box scores are supposed to be accurate representations of what actually occurred in the game. However, inaccuracies are introduced when scorekeepers are too busy drinking fair-trade coffee or checking out that cutie hipster chick in the fourth row to reliably watch the game. Yeah, I’m calling you…
Read MoreMonth: February 2014
Kent Bazemore Career High 15 Points/4 Assists/1 Lakers Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2014)
Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore seems to be enjoying the change of scenery in LA, scoring a career-high fifteen points in his first outing donning the Lakers’ purple and gold. A Steve Blake for Bazed God/Mar$wag Brooks trade, on the surface, doesn’t seem to be a trade that affects either team’s destiny too much, but a…
Read MoreVictor Oladipo 30 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2014)
Who would’ve thought that the most exciting game of the night would be a matchup between a disappointing Knicks team and a tanking Magic team? I bet you looked at that Suns-Spurs game and thought “Wow two high-powered west offenses, should be cool, I think that will be the game I watch tonight”. How stupid…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 18 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2014)
Jonas Valanciunas sat on his ratty old couch, huddled up in blankets, closely shaven head peeking out like a meerkat from its hole. His heater had gone out again, and the Canadian winter was harsh and unforgiving. His television, however, was still in perfect working order, and it cast a bluish-white glow over the otherwise…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 20 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/21/2014)
Andre Drummond really needs to work on his free throw shooting. Really really. 0 for 8 is unacceptable. I don’t care how many dunks he can throw down. If he can’t make teams pay for fouling him then eventually he’s gonna get hacked every time. Don’t bring up Shaq as an example of a successful…
Read MoreNate Wolters 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2014)
The Bucks did it. They managed to make it all the way past the trade deadline without trading any of their best players for crappy rentals. Don’t try to tell me that losing Gary Neal and Luke Ridnour is in any way a bad thing. They weren’t good fits for the Bucks. Jeff Adrien, on…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points/4 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/20/2014)
How long until we see Giannis get the coveted 5-by-5 (5 or more of all the good stuff in a single game)? It probably won’t be this year. This game was the closest he got, and he was still a rebound, an assist, two blocks and three steals away. But I bet he can do…
Read MoreAndray Blatche 25 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/19/2014)
Andray “Blotch” Blatche was hated during his Wizards days. Absolutely hated. I hated him, you hated him, Wizards fans hated him, his mom hated him. But now that Blotch is part of a team where there are a lot of players who are more of a problem than he is, nobody even cares about him…
Read MoreKirk Hinrich 19 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2014)
The Bulls have remained semi-competitive this year despite the passing of Derrick Rose. This is not good news for their fans who, when Derrick went down, wanted nothing more than to tank. What good is a one-and-done playoff appearance when you could get the number 1 pick and draft Kyle Anderson? You can blame Tom…
Read MoreAl Jefferson 29 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2014)
My arms are all tingly, as if pricked by hundreds of tiny, invisible pins. My heart rate is elevated. My hands, clammy and weak, are no longer nimble enough to type with any speed or accuracy. I can’t sit still, but when I get up and move, I’m tired. I try to focus on a…
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