I really thought Mirza Teletovic had turned a corner with that 34 point game he had a while back. I was mistaken. His minutes, and thus his scoring, are as inconsistent as ever. There must be some fatal flaw to his game, that I’m not seeing, which causes his lack of playing time. Could it…
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Tim Hardaway Jr. 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2014)
For a team that still has playoff aspirations, the Knicks didn’t show much in their blowout loss to the Lakers last night. Where’s the urgency? Do they suck because they ‘don’t know how to win’? Does the other team ‘want it more than them’? It baffles me that sports pundits and commentators still use phrases…
Read MoreXavier Henry 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/25/2014)
The mood in the locker room was jubilant. Coming off a huge win over the Knicks, all the members of the Lakers squad were celebrating. Somebody had gotten some champagne from somewhere, and it was being sprayed everywhere as if they had just won a championship. “And then when Xavier got his own missed free…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2014)
Why don’t you guys like Robin Lopez? Is it because he looks like that guy from The Simpsons? Because that’s a stupid reason to dislike somebody. Really, I expected more from you. Cartoonish hair aside, Lopez has been an unheralded component of the Blazers’ success this year. He’s the perfect center for a team with…
Read MoreTobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2015)
What was once one of the most heralded drafts of all time has turned into a whole bunch of question marks. This isn’t good news for the teams at the bottom of the standings and top of the draft, like the Magic. There used to be a bunch of sure-fire prospects. Now there’s nothing but…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 9 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/24/2014)
The Bucks’ season has been a dismal failure (or grand success, depending on who they draft). That is widely known. But for those who have been watching closely, there is an undiscovered joy waiting to happen every game. What could possibly bring a smile to the face of hardened and crotchety Bucks fans everywhere? That…
Read MoreRamon Sessions 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2014)
One of the biggest and most startling deals of the trade deadline was when the Bucks traded franchise cornerstones Gary Neal and Luke Ridnour for Ramon Sessions and an angry looking huge black dude. So who won the trade? At first glance, obviously Charlotte, because they’re in the playoffs and the Bucks have the worst…
Read MoreElliot Williams 14 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2014)
I get inordinately excited when I’m about to make highlights of a player for the first time. It’s sort of like adding another piece of 70’s vintage McDonalds glassware to my collection, except instead of a glass with the Hamburglar on it, it’s a video of a basketball player scoring points. Elliot Williams’ four-year career…
Read MoreByron Mullens 15 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2014)
Watch these highlights and think about how good you have it. In this modern society we often fail to think about the unfortunate circumstances of others. An internet-connected device? Electricity? Be thankful for these things, and other luxuries that you may possess. But mostly, be thankful that you are not a member of the Philadelphia…
Read MoreCaron Butler 23 Points/0 Blocks Full Highlights (3/24/2014)
Caron “C-Butt” Butler didn’t have a very productive game outside of scoring tonight. So unproductive that the little orange graphic that popped up over the score near the end of the game read “Caron Butler 23 points 0 blocked shots”. Either someone is making a funny or the algorithm values 0 blocks over 4 rebounds….
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