November 2014 – Page 24

Jabari Parker 10 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2014)

Someone obviously told Jabari that he only had one total assist coming into last night’s game. Not his fault, he’s a designated scorer on a team that needs it. Hard to pass when you can get a decent shot any time you want. Anyway, it was obvious because Jabari had an easy layup on a…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2014)

Turn on your mental machinery, ever rusted by the passing of time, and cast your mind all the way back to Giannis’ first preseason game with the Bucks. Or you could just watch the highlights to remind yourself. Either way, you will see a fadeaway stepback jumper in the manner of one Dirk Nowitzki being…

Kevin Seraphin 15 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)

Bonjour mes amis. Je sais que vous les Français ne peuvent pas obtenir assez de vidéos de Kevin Séraphin, si je fait celui-ci pour vous. Je vous souhaite, et je me souviens de manger beaucoup de fromage qui pue! -Votre Vrai frère dans cette vie et la prochaine, Down To Buck

Gerald Green 26 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/4/2014)

Gerald Green, dressed as a banana, walked into the costume party with dread. It was well-known that Miles Plumlee threw the best holiday-themed bashes, but the prospect of scores of hot girls walking around in “naughty nurse” costumes didn’t do much to brighten his mood. He hated Halloween. Why should the concept of hiding your…

Serge Ibaka 25 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/4/2014)

The Thunder injury situation has bypassed “ludicrous” and has now ventured into “Chris Kaman laying supine on bench chairs” territory. Do you hear that? It’s the siren call of Washington DC, beckoning to Kevin Durant. Even without the reigning MVP and scoring champ, the Thunder are now showcasing their true depth. Which is Serge Ibaka,…

Iman Shumpert 19 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2014)

If someone who has watched the Knicks more than I have could let me know how the triangle offense is working out, that would be cool. My impression is that it’s not working well at all right now, but keep in mind that I think Phil Jackson is super overrated and Derek Fisher is not…

Doug McDermott 12 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2014)

I should know by now never to get excited about a good scoring performance in progress. Doug McDermott had 12 in the first half against the Magic. Things were going well, balls were going in holes. It was a prime opportunity to record his first career twenty-burger! I even tuned in for a bit to…

Gordon Hayward 27 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2014)

Gordon Hayward sat in front of his computer, growing more and more frustrated as he played. “Get good? You get good! You’re the noob you damn fruitcake!” he yelled into his headset as he lost another game of League of Legends. “Match me on Starcraft and we’ll see who the real noob is! Oh, and…

Brook Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2014)

I’ve made lots of highlight videos, granting me uncommon insight into the relative popularity of players, based on view counts and likes. I’ve found out several truths in this way: people will watch any highlights of any rookie no matter what. I’ve also found out that Brook Lopez could score 40 and you guys still…