This is getting re-goddamn-diculous. I don’t even WANT to make Rasual Butler highlights. Nobody cares about this old man. Nobody ever did.
But he scored 23 points, and he’s a total scrub, so guess what? I’m making Rasual Butler highlights. And now I’m writing a Rasual Butler description. I guess I’ll just throw some Rasual Butler facts out there since I’m so sick of this guy, I don’t want to write anything more in-depth:
-He’s 35 years old. 35 years old. Isn’t there a rule barring senior citizens from playing in the league?
-He’s currently shooting 53% from three
-The thumbnail makes him look like he’s imparting some veteran wisdom on the young John Wall, but he’s actually telling Wall to pass him the ball more
-When he entered the league, people still listened to the Backstreet Boys
-He might be better than Paul Pierce right now