How long until teams figure Hassan Whiteside out?
I don’t know. Teams haven’t yet figured out how to stop DeAndre Jordan from dunking it all the time despite knowing exactly what he’s going to do, so I’d say Whiteside (henceforth referred to as “Upside”) has a while before his effectiveness drops.
Upside is the feel-goodiest story of this young season (actually we’re halfway through oh my god). There isn’t a single person who doesn’t like a rags-to-riches story. Not a single one. Don’t lie to me. Don’t sit there and say that Upside’s ascension doesn’t warm your heart.
You soulless bastard.