I had to do this entire highlight vid with my cat, Japurri Purrker, sitting on my lap. He’s really soft and nice but he’s a little bit of a tubby kitty (just like the real Jabari) so it was a little bit of an ordeal. But he was so happy and he was purring like…
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Jordan Hill 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2015)
In a way, Jordan Hill is the real hero in the saga of Kobe’s 17-assist game. If Hill didn’t have such a wet-bordering-on-soaked jumper that Kevin Love simply doesn’t respect at all, we’d be talking about how Kobe had nine assists. Instead, Kobe Bean assisted Hill on eight shots, most of them jumpshots. That brings…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas 14 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (1/15/2015)
Donatas “Donuts” Motiejunas needs to cut back on the donuts and other junk foods. He is not exactly “cut”, as the kids say these days. Now that he’s more of a post banger, the extra bulk might be helpful, but I think it would be even better if he could run up the court without…
Read MoreO.J. Mayo 22 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2015)
OJ Mayo was bad last year. Fat and bad. The latest in a horrible string of acquisitions by the Bucks intended to score bunches of points. Screw you Stephen Jackson. I hate you so much. You too, Corey Maggette. Happily for the Bucks, OJ lost some weight and came into the season with a new…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/15/2015)
The entrance to the temple was built from large stones. Looking closer, Giannis could see that a single gemstone was embedded cleanly into the center of each. Rubies, sapphires, and chalcedonies shimmered underneath the purple light of the sky. Also on these stones were inscriptions in a language unknown to him, and, given the utterly…
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