Jimmer Fredette 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2015)

By luck or by skill, I have created, with this video thumbnail, a perfect new logo for the NBA! Note to the NBA: take out the Ilyasova head before using.

The blue and the red represent the current logo colors of the NBA, and also the glorious colors of the USA’s proud flag which flies forever above us, signifying eternal liberty. Or something.

You will notice the KIA logo, which represents KIA® the official car of the NBA don’t worry about the rigged dunk contest KIA® loves all NBA fans KIA® drive in style!

In the center is our hero, Jimmer Fredette, a modern day Jerry West, closing his eyes against the weight of the modern world, a world which crushes his soul with concrete and commercialism. It is all he can do to wake up every morning, knowing full well the futility of existence, yet he does so anyway. He is truly a brave man, a man who represents the NBA’s unwavering commitment to success. Or something.

So there you have it! Pretty cool, huh? Way better than the lame-o logo they have now,

All clips proeprty of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended.

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