Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack only gets playing time when Jeff Teague is out. That is the curse (or blessing) of being the third-string PG. He just Macksturbated all over Jeremy Lin and the Lakers, but it’s really only his second good game of the season, and he’s shooting below 40% from the field this year….
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Ty Lawson 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
Japurri Purker wiggles under the affectionate scritches of my hand as I ponder which player should be featured in my next video. I scroll through the list of candidates, making a quick mental ranking that incorporates expected view counts, surprising nature of the performance, and my own feelings on a player. I settle on Shelvin…
Read MoreTobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
I am fully over the Tobias Harris-J.J. Redick trade and have ceased being salty about how thoroughly the Magic fleeced us. The Bucks have Giannis and Jabari, so there wouldn’t be room for Tobey-Bear with the way the roster is currently constructed. By all accounts, Giannis and Jabari are better building blocks anyway. Plus, Magic…
Read MoreJabari Brown 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
Jabari Brown is okay, but he’s no Manny Harris.
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
Attention JR Smith: if you do not do the chicken dance, the one you did that one time in Denver, after your Cavaliers win a championship, then I’m gonna be really pissed. That was one of the greatest occurrences in NBA history, your little three-point victory dance. It would be such a poetic moment if…
Read MoreBrandan Wright 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
When you are told of Brandan “The Wright Stuff” Wright scoring lots of points, there should be only one thought your mind immediately jumps to: Dunks. That’s his game. He dunks it, he jams it, he smashes it. His utility on offense is tied directly to his being able to slam basketballs in hoops. Not…
Read MoreDennis Schröder Career High 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
Dënniß ßchrööder is having a really nice stretch of games for the Hawks. Almost… too good? I was really suspicious of that different-colored spot of hair that he has on his head, so I did a little more research into the matter, and what I found out may surprise you. Keep in mind, this is…
Read MoreZach LaVine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
I’m sorry that the assists in this video suck so bad. How was I supposed to know, going into the highlight-making process, that none of his assists would be any good? I could make some of these passes, jesus. The “18 points” part of this vid is okay, though he only really picks up the…
Read MoreWill Barton Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
“I fully expect Will Barton to become the Nuggets’ main scoring threat to end the season, averaging between 15 and 20 a game.” -DownToBuck, February the 25th, the year of our lord 2015 Just call me Nostrabuckus. Will Barton is actually only averaging 14 a game since I wrote those illuminating words, but still, close…
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