March 2015 – Page 12

Donatas Motiejunas 23 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2015)

Donatas “D-Molition Derby” Motiejunas is leading the league in made hook shots this year. Kind of a surprise, but also kind of not, because once you think about it, there is no one else in the league who shoots them at the volume he does (except Vucevic, who is slightly worse at converting them). Do…

Chase Budinger 18 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

In a description just ten days ago I penned these words: “If I don’t get five Timberwolves fans in the comments section saying “Thanks Mr. DownToBuck” for my selfless devotion to their team, I am officially not going to make any more Timberwolves highlights ever again, forever. […] Even if Chase Budinger scores 18 with…

Omri Casspi 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

Do the Kings commentators never shut up about “confidence”? They say that word whenever Nik Stauskas makes a shot, and now they say it whenever Omri Casspi hits a three. Is it a rule that every time a role-player hits a jumpshot, it builds their confidence? Omri’s been hitting threes for his whole NBA career….

Nerlens Noel 18 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

There’s a new Star Wars movie coming out, apparently. Like they haven’t finished crapping on the legacy of the first trilogy, am I right? I bring it up because they definitely should have found a role for Nerlens Noel to play. With all the great NBA players dabbling in acting, I feel that Nerlens, with…

Tyler Zeller Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

There are people watching this video who STILL think that Cody Zeller is better than Tyler Zeller. I know, it makes me sick as well, these pervos watching my vids as if they aren’t human scum who deserve nothing but a life sentence. Let’s take a look at the facts, in the hope that some…

Rodney Hood 24 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

Last time I made a Rodney Hood highlight video I included a self-penned rap as the description. I must have gotten the attention of some people in higher places, because just earlier today a bigshot label exec called me up. Long story short, he wants to front me some cash to make a music video…

Zach LaVine 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

I don’t know about you guys, but I am always disappointed when I attempt to watch the Timberwolves. I realize that they’re a couple years away from being good, and that everyone’s still developing. I blame the media, who led me to believe that every game would be a Wiggins-LaVine dunk factory and Anthony Bennett…

Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

A little something different from Bojan Bogdanovic tonight! Instead of just taking a bunch of threes, he decided that this was the time to bust out his crafty midrange game. This is a development I am in favor of. The Nets’ season is basically over; he needs to be aggressive, like this, if he’s going…

Shelvin Mack 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack only gets playing time when Jeff Teague is out. That is the curse (or blessing) of being the third-string PG. He just Macksturbated all over Jeremy Lin and the Lakers, but it’s really only his second good game of the season, and he’s shooting below 40% from the field this year….

Ty Lawson 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

Japurri Purker wiggles under the affectionate scritches of my hand as I ponder which player should be featured in my next video. I scroll through the list of candidates, making a quick mental ranking that incorporates expected view counts, surprising nature of the performance, and my own feelings on a player. I settle on Shelvin…