I sit at my desk, contemplating the difficult decision before me: which player do I make highlights of? I ponder the question with such intensity that it is too late before I realize somebody has entered my office. The cold metal of the gun burns the side of my head. I sit in silence, waiting…
Read MoreDay: April 5, 2015
Ben McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Do the Kings suck because Ben McLemore sucks? Or does Ben McLemore suck because the Kings suck? That is the unanswerable question. It might be somewhat unfair to Ben Mac to accuse him of sucking, but there we have it. I just want to know if he would be a total stud on a team…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
I have been a passenger on the Anthony Morrow hype train for five years now. Before everybody was getting all hyped about three-point specialists, I was a believer. So if any of you losers watching this video have only recently boarded the Morrow hype train, I command you to get off it right now. There…
Read MoreJames Ennis 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
There must be something wrong with me. A rookie scoring a career-high 17 points including a big power-jam? I should be really excited! Instead, I feel nothing but sorrow. Is that what Heat fans are feeling right now? The knowledge that things could be so much better, that James Ennis scoring 17 meaningless points in…
Read MoreLuis Scola 23 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Where are all the young, talented players from Argentina? It seems like all the ones recently in the NBA are either retired or getting close to it. Delfino, Ginobili, Scola, Prigioni, Herrmann (someone please sign him again please), all these guys are old. I admit I don’t follow international basketball all too closely, so maybe…
Read MoreMike Dunleavy 24 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Mike Dunleavy is a perfect example of why you don’t call a player a bust after only a few years in the league. That doesn’t stop everyone from doing it (including me), but let the record show that there exists at least one example of a player improving as he plays longer in the NBA….
Read MoreRodney Hood Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
After the problems I had down in Mississippi while shooting the “Reppin’ the Hood” music video with Rodney Hood, I’ve been kind of on edge lately. Every little noise was sounding like a siren, a siren attached to a cop car, a cop car pulling up to my place filled with pigs ready to arrest…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 25 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Andrea Bargnani is many things: Italian, Tall, Lover of Primo Pasta and Sauce, Jump-Shooter. These adjectives all describe various aspects of his identity. And after tonight, we can add another descriptor to the ever-growing list: “Elite Rim-Protector”. I’m gonna be honest, when I saw he had four blocks in the box-score, I thought they were…
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