This was a bad time for Ersan Ilyasova to have a good game. Yeah, the Bucks are now in the playoffs in part because of it, but what good is being in the playoffs when your stretch-four won’t have any good games in it? Ersan typically performs well once for every 8 or so that…
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Tyson Chandler 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
You guys. I just realized something super sad. Tyson Chandler is getting old. He’s 32; the sand in his hourglass is running low. How much longer can he keep doing what he does? Chris Andersen is even older and still fills the “only dunks” role, but I’m still worried. One day in the near future,…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 30 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
It has come to my attention that there is a very hot female model whose name is CJ Miles. I’m sure that’s fine for you guys, but ever since I swore off women forever, I try not to look at pictures of pretty women. If I ever accidentally see one (like when I’m searhing for…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
Jordan Clarkson lingered in the locker room after the game. The off-season was fast approaching for him and his teammates, and he wanted to enjoy the postgame atmosphere for a little while longer. He closed his eyes as he relaxed in front of his locker, contemplating all that he had accomplished this year, as well…
Read MoreJohn Jenkins 17 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
Call me crazy, but I still think John Jenkins can be a good player in the NBA. Injuries have screwed him over, and he hasn’t gotten a true chance to show what he can do, at least not since the end of his rookie year. The Hawks are too good now to give him the…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
80 games into the season for the Charlotte Hornets, their prized rookie, Noah Vonleh, has finally achieved the fabled “actually good game”. Not just an “okay game” or a “that could definitely have been worse game”, but a real, legit, authentic, “actually good game”. I didn’t think it was going to happen, honestly. Nerlens Noel…
Read MoreJodie Meeks 24 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
How many of you realize that Jodie Meeks had a 42-point game last year? I remember, of course, because I am not a weak humanoid but rather a machine that is incapable of forgetfulness. Meat-sacks such as yourself, blessed not without persistent and infallible storage systems, could easily fail to recall such a tiny scrap…
Read MoreGerald Green 23 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
Another promising season for the Phoenix Suns is coming to a close amidst a haze of disappointment. No playoff games to be had, not in the brutal Western Conference. Fingers point this way and that, eager to cast blame upon those they deem at fault. The locker room is severed on fault lines, fault lines…
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