Uh oh. Five shown assists in a highlight video of a big man? You know what that means! Handoffs! It’s like watching the NFL up in here. Lots of handoffs, and one actually sick pass that probably could have just been shown by itself. This happened last time Rudy Gobert had a bunch of assists….
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Ish Smith 17 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
MORE Ish Smith highlights? I thought with Jrue Holiday coming back that we wouldn’t see much more of this guy, hell, I thought that recent-signee Jimmer Fredette might take some of his minutes even. I guess not. The Pelicans need a back-up PG who isn’t just a small SG. So who cares if Ish pounds…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
“We’re here!” John Henson announced, parking the car in one of the parking lot’s plentiful spaces. Giannis Antetokounmpo unfolded his long legs from the footwell and stepped out into the bracing autumn air. The sheer size of the mall was amazing to him; malls in Greece were a lot more conservatively designed, at least the…
Read MoreAlec Burks 24 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
I’m not even going to discuss Alec Burks in this description. No, this description is going to talk about the state of TV commentary in the Utah Jazz organization. Frankly, the Jazz commentators just gargle huge taint. I know it’s not their fault that they have to talk about Mountain America Credit Union after every…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 11 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
I don’t even see what’s so good-looking about this guy. This “Kelly Oubre Junior”. Granted, I am a lot more apt to see beauty in female faces, and a lot of supposed handsome dudes look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame to me. I may not be the right dude to talk to about this….
Read MoreDion Waiters 25 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
Thunder fans got a little taste tonight of the future that awaits them when Kevin Durant leaves for Milwaukee (What a twist! You thought I was gonna say DC, didn’t you? I have my sources). And it tasted good. Tasted like buckets. Dion Waiters is surely ready to step into the hole that Durant will…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 18 Points/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
When I first saw that contract that the Hornets just gave Jeremy Lamb, you can imagine my reaction. That’s right: I did that confusion-indicating head-tilt thing that dogs do when their owner asks if they want to go for walkies. Except instead of the prospect of fun exercise with my human, I was faced with…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 25 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
In honor of the recently passed DawkIns, please view this video only in conjunction with the “Justin Anderson 11 Points Full Highlights” vid I just uploaded. I’m not one to make battle highlights, but I bet if you played them one right after another, or better yet, at the same time, you’d end up with…
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Read MoreZach LaVine 20 Points/8 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
Someone tell my why Zach LaVine isn’t a beast yet. It baffles me. Your provided reason(s) cannot include the following points: -Selfish nature -Turnover prone -White -Black -In Between -Won the Dunk Contest which ruins every player it touches -No court vision -Doesn’t properly mourn Flip All the signs point to him being a beast…
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