November 27, 2015 – DownToBuck

Jerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Jerami Grant frantically dialed the number of his former teammate, Luc Richard Mbah a Moute. “Luc, we got issues over here in Philly.” Luc laughed. “Yeah, I’ll say. Oh-and-seventeen, that’s not so good.” “I don’t even care about that right now,” Jerami replied. “The locker room is imploding as we speak. You gotta calm things…

Jared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

“Dear DTB, I know I’m a little bit fat, and I know that you love to make fun of fat NBA players in your descriptions, but could you lay off the fat jokes when you inevitably make a video chronicling my nineteen-point performance? I’m a savvy vet. As a holder of the “savvy vet” title,…

Isaiah Canaan 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

The Sixers have a bit of duality going on at the point guard position. Their two viable starters are polar opposites: Isaiah Canaan: Can score. Can’t pass. Is black. T.J. McConnell: Can’t score. Can pass. Is white. If you combined those two, you would get a mulatto Chris Paul. Since the 76ers are so bad,…

Leandro Barbosa 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Since the current up-and-coming generation of Brazilian ballers isn’t quite ready yet, we have to count on old standbys like Leandro Barbosa, Anderson Varejao, and Tiago Splitter to carry the load until the young’uns are ready to get the torch passed to them. All those guys are in their 30’s, but there’s not much you…

T.J. Warren Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

This is the T.J. Warren video that makes all of my previous T.J. Warren videos totally obsolete. He does everything in this video, and not only does he do everything, he does it in greater quantities than in any previous video. I’m actually considering just deleting all my inferior Warren vids and leaving only this…

Austin Rivers 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

The Clippers bench, despite the crowing of Clippers fans during the offseason, really kind of sucks this year. Granted, there wasn’t much that coach/proud father/GM/ref-starer Doc Rivers could do given the limited resources at his disposal. I mean, who the heck would ever want Spencer Hawes? He found someone who did. That right there is…

Robert Covington Career High 28 Points/8 Steals Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Story of the 76ers season: at the end of tonight’s game against the Rockets the commentator says “Another heartbreaking loss!” as the camera cuts to a shot of a smirking Isaiah Canaan. Not so heartbreaking, is it? Really makes one think… Alright, I’m done with the conspiracy theories. Lets talk about the concrete, the observable,…

Andrew Wiggins 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

We interrupt your normally scheduled “Young Andrew Wiggins at Basketball Camp Which May or May Not Turn Totally Weird” story to present you a breaking news update: The Timberwolves are totally stacked. Yes, people said that early last year, and, yes, last year Minnesota really sucked. That was then. This is now. That was before…

Jonathon Simmons 12 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Jonathon Simmons? I don’t know much about him, other than that he has been groomed by the Spurs organization for a couple years now, down in the D-League. That’s enough info for me to make some logical conclusions. Logical conclusion #1: He is a beast Logical conclusion #2: You can probably forget about Kawhi Leonard…

Nikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

I’m pretty sure Stacey King just spent the entire broadcast talking about Nikola Mirotic “punishing” C.J. Miles. Like, the whole damn thing, whenever Nikola was in the game. I get that the Bulls should have maybe exploited the matchup advantage more heavily, but was it as simple as just passing the ball to Nikola every…