Sam Mitchell: destroying Karl-Anthony Towns for his own perverse gain?
Ha! You have been fooled by devious opening sentence. This is an instance of what is termed “clickbait”. I don’t really believe what I wrote, and I’m not even going to address it in the whole rest of this description. You might be angry, but that doesn’t matter, because on the internet, clicks are as good as currency, and you just clicked on this video, so my work here is done.
Thanks to my prowess in this area, I’ve landed an interview with Huffington Post tomorrow, and one with BuzzFeed the day after that. Wish me luck.