It’s unfortunate that Mike Scott’s bountiful offensive talents can never be unleashed while Paul Millsap is on the same team as him. Basically, Paul Millsap is just an older and better version of Mike Scott except Mike Scott can’t rebound. Whenever Scott gets minutes, he produces. There just aren’t any minutes in Atlanta for him. If he got minutes he would be a big-time scorer and everybody would act all surprised and be like “where did this guy come from?” Let it be known that if Mike Scott started scoring a lot of points I would not even be surprised a little bit. Ever since he came into the league he’s had the ability to stick his balls deep in the bucket.
I have compiled a list of teams that could make better use of Scott’s services:
-Rockets. Forget about Terrence Jones AKA The Homeless Stomper. Dwight Howard needs a better shooter next to him at PF.
-76ers. Would bring the number of NBA-quality players on the roster up to two. They’d have to play him at SF though.
-Clippers. Another place where he would go to play SF. Paul Pierce might not be dead yet but he’s living on borrowed time. Wes Johnson is a bust.
-Pacers. Paul George can play his real position and Lavoy Allen can just go crawl into a woodchipper for all I care. Mike Scott would totally beast. I’m mad that a trade of his nature hasn’t already happened.
-Warriors. What better place for an emoji-tattooed player to go than the birthplace of the emoji, Silicon Valley?