December 2015 – Page 16

Tyreke Evans 27 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

Tyreke Evans was the man who robbed Stephen Curry of his rightful Rookie of the Year award. The voters were too blinded by his raw stats to even notice a burgeoning beast in Golden State. This mistake can not be rectified; Tyreke’s name will forever be etched in the runestone of ROY winners, immutable. There…

Kelly Olynyk 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

That’s it. No one is ever going to beat the Warriors. Not ever. If Kelly Olynyk scoring an improbable 28 isn’t enough to get the job done, what will? The answer is nothing. Nothing except for Kelly Olynyk scoring 30, or even 32. That might do it, depending on the situation. Another basket for him…

Jahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

Things must be getting frustrating for Jahlil Okafor. Coming off a very successful high-school and college career only to be trapped on the worst team in the league/worst team ever? Even the most even-tempered players would get annoyed with the amount of non-winning that is going on in Philly. Not to mention one of the…

Mario Hezonja 12 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

Scott Skiles hates rookies. This is a known fact. He had certified beast Tobias Harris as a rookie on the Bucks, and he didn’t play him at all. There are other instances of Skiles’ rookie-despising tendencies, but I’m too lazy/mad about Tobes to look them up. You’ll have to trust me on this one. So…

Richaun Holmes 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/10/2015)

Richaun Holmes arrived at his locker before the game and prepared to put on his jersey. Taking it off its hanger, he noticed a post-it note stuck to the back of his locker. He plucked the note off the wooden surface and read it. “Remember, we’re tanking. -S” Who would leave a note for him…

Kent Bazemore 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)

So I guess the Bazed God has lost his starter’s job to Thabo Sefolosha. I don’t want to step on any toes or hurt any feelings here, but taking Bazemore out of the starting lineup is just dumb. Who literally cares if Sefolosha and Bazemore are basically the same player. I want to see in-his-prime…

Jahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)

One of the great things about being an American is that you are granted certain rights, guaranteed by a little piece of paper, maybe you’ve heard of it, it’s called the Constitution. Sorry Euros, enjoy getting arrested for sending a vaguely racist tweet while I exercise my freedom by buying assault rifles and burning bibles….

T.J. McConnell 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)

What the heck is T.J. McConnell doing? He had a chance at basketball immortality, until he threw it all away, and for what, a couple of extra points on free throws? What a joke. Especially when your whole team is propping you up on your quest to be the guy who played the most minutes…

Andrea Bargnani 23 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)

There is no reason that Andrew Bargnani, RIGHT NOW, could not score 15 points a game. No reason. Look at the teammates he’s playing with! The offensive cupboards, as they say, are bare. Scoring the ball has become a burdensome chore for the Nets. Easy solution: just feed Bargs the ball like they did when…