As the Blazers commentators could not stop telling us, this is Mason Plumlee’s third good game against the Clippers this season. What would cause the Plummer to direct all of his energy towards dominating this specific team while exerting normal amounts of energy against every other team?
-Clippers promised to draft him with the 25th pick in the 2013 draft but reneged on that promise, taking Reggie Bullock instead. Plumlee would instead be drafted 22nd by Brooklyn.
-He wants to expose DeAndre Jordan for being merely an average defender whose only strength is blocking shots
-Why does Los Angeles get two teams anyway? Plumlee does not like it.
-In a brutal and uncalled-for hazing initiation, Paul Pierce made Plumlee buy donuts for the whole team while wearing nothing but a tiny pink speedo. Now Paul Pierce is on the Clippers.
-I don’t know maybe something about Josh Smith or something mumble mumble
-That’s it description over