Just a few hours ago, I wrote these regretful words:
“I’m officially HYPED for Tibor Pleiss. Not hyped enough to do highlights of the 8 points he scored (I have standards, god damn it), but still pretty hyped.”
Those words have officially been retracted. I continue to be hyped for Tibor Pleiss, but my hype is now sufficiently hypeful to make highlights of his eight point performance, standards be damned. What are standards anyway? Do I have them? Am I supposed to have them? If I did have them, I suppose they’re gone now.