This video is not even really about Dënniß ßchrööder. Sure, it’s his name in the title and most of the clips show him doing stuff on the basketball court, but to say that this video is about him is like saying that the Bible is about God just because he gets mentioned three times per page.
The real star of this video is Tim Hardaway Jr., whose existence and living-ness has now been positively verified. Don’t take my word for it, though; you can watch with your own two eyes as he gets assisted by ßchrööder for a three-pointer. This occurrence flies in the face of everything we thought we knew about the lesser Hardaway, namely that he was still playing basketball.
I swear I didn’t photoshop this video. You can’t even use photoshop on videos.