Mike Miller crossed his arms over his chest. “Joffrey, we’re sitting here in this club surrounded by pretty ladies, and you’re telling me that you just want to sit here and drown yourself in champagne?” Shrugging, Joffrey Lauvergne took another sip of champagne straight from the bottle. A trio of similar bottles, yet empty, adorned…
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Karl-Anthony Towns 20 points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
It’s not going to be very long before a 20-point game by Karl-Anthony “George-Carmelo” Towns is a commonplace occurrence which barely deserves to be noticed, let alone immortalized in Full Highlights format. I foresee a future in which KAT has to score at least 34 points before I even raise an eyebrow. That’s how much…
Read MoreMyles Turner 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Will somebody please tell me where the frickin’ NBA replay center is located! I keep seeing this mysterious room full of screens and computers while watching basketball games, and they apparently do replay-related stuff in it, but I don’t even know where it is! I don’t even need the name of the city, or county….
Read MoreEnes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Poor Enes Kanter. What does it take to get a trade around here? http://imgur.com/WrEq8wV
Read MoreDevin Booker 32 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
I’m kind of disappointed in Eddie Johnson’s commentary tonight. For those unaware, Eddie Johnson is the color commentator for the Phoenix Suns, who also has the side hustle of maintaining the upkeep of Devin Booker’s nutsack by cleaning it with his tongue. I mean, he’s been seriously hyping the Booker Report as often and as…
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