Rodney Hood: shooting guard of the future for the Jazz? Let’s take a look at the facts:
-It is almost assured that he will still be alive in four or five years, which is the “future” as any accomplished chronomancer would tell you
-The Jazz have his option or bird rights or something I don’t know, contracts are hard
-Once Kobe and Wade retire somebody else needs to be the new Kobe and the new Wade, why can’t Hood be both? Give me a good reason I dare you
-SG position kind of sucks league wide, you can’t honestly do much better than somebody like Hood
-He is not known for punching equipment staff members or fans or fire extinguishers (I still remember Amar’e…even if the world has forgotten…I remember)
-If you have a starting lineup composed entirely of 15 PPG scorers, that’s pretty much a guaranteed championship and definitely nobody will ever get mad about touches
-Seems coachable and likeable, both things that Mormons respond well to
-[note: put a polygamy joke here. mormons are funny]