Hearing the “Dirk Nowitzki was traded for Tractor Traylor LOL so lopsided Bucks are stupid LMAO” comment from a random fan is annoying enough. Hearing it from an NBA commentator who should know better? I actually had to run out to Best Buy because I broke my monitor by swinging a keyboard at it. I’m…
Read MoreMonth: January 2016
Bobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2016)
Happy new year! The earth has completed its 2016th orbit around the sun, our glorious giver of life, since some dude named Jesus was supposedly born. That’s pretty good! If I did that many rotations around anything I would probably puke everywhere. And with a new year comes new year’s resolutions. What a drag. By…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (December 2015 Dunkilation)
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK CHAPTER II: HOMO DUNKILIS After countless ages of struggle under the constricting yoke of sub-intelligence, a certain order of mammals known as the hominids developed a dim intelligence within the dark caverns of their skulls. The stage was set not only for the development of tools and the creation…
Read MoreOtto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2016)
For being a semi-recent 3rd overall pick, it doesn’t seem like there are a ton of people who are excited that Otto Porter is finally putting together a good stretch of games. Like, really almost none at all. I’m not even excited, even though I get excited for Garrett Temple all the time. Is it…
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