The quality of my life has significantly improved since Jeff Green got traded to the Clippers. Now, when I want to make JaMychal Green highlights, I don’t have to get confused when looking at the box-score. There is only one “J Green” on the team now. It had gotten to the point where I wouldn’t even make highlights of ANY Grizzlies player, so that’s probably the reason the whole trade went down in the first place. Who says I don’t have any influence in the league?
This is a career high for the Green Machine. Once again, I am faced with the decision of whether or not I want to indicate that fact in the video title. Since JaMychal is not much of a scorer and is now too far along in his development process to become one, I’m putting it in. If JaMychal’s reading this, here’s a warning for him: do not ever score more than seventeen points in an NBA game. I’m warning you. Don’t even think about it.