OFFICIAL 2015 NBA BEST DIRK-STYLE FADEAWAY SHOOTERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Ryan Anderson 2. Dirk Nowitzki ……. 467. Kendrick Perkins
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Briante Weber 12 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
12 points and 4 assists is just not going to cut it anymore for Briante Weber. Sure, those may look like good numbers for a D-League callup, but do not be fooled. There’s some guy who is now on the Pelicans, I don’t know, another D-Leaguer, maybe you’ve heard of him? Tim Frazier? He put…
Read MoreRyan Hollins 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
There are two questions to be asked when it comes to Ryan Hollins: Question 1: Why is a 7-foot athletic specimen so bad at basketball? Question 2: Why, if he is so bad at basketball, has he managed to carve out a decade-long career in the NBA? The answers to these questions are unknowable. You’d…
Read MoreJames Anderson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
The Kings are not very good this year. There is a lot of blame to go around, but since this is a James Anderson vid, you know who I’m going to blame: DeMarcus Cousins! And also George Karl! Plus James Anderson! He’s maybe not as big of an offender as those other two jerkoffs, but…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 16 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
Whenever broadcasters talk about Michael Beasley, they talk about his “talent”, as if that’s the only thing he is: a player who possesses talent. That’s misguided and, frankly, insulting to B-Easy. If I was a commentator, here’s what I would talk about: the fact that Beasley once pissed off LeBron James by eating ice cream…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
“My dearest Dr. Smith, As a fellow scholar of the olden NBA days, you were the first person I thought to contact when I made my most recent discovery. While not necessarily ground-breaking, my newest findings regarding the 2015-2016 NBA season, now almost a century behind us, are nonetheless intriguing, and perhaps will even rewrite…
Read MoreDavid Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
When was the last time a waiver-wire signing -any waiver-wire signing- worked out for the team acquiring the player? Not just “oh this guy didn’t totally suck all the time for us so I guess this worked out”, but honest-to-god improved the team and reinvigorated the fanbase. There are probably a lot of examples, actually….
Read MoreTim Frazier 14 Points/9 Assists Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
When one searches for “Tim Frazier” on YouTube, one finds that most of the results are D-League highlights uploaded by the official NBA D-League channel. That’s cool, I guess. There can never be enough highlights, right? Right. I read an article somewhat recently that detailed one of the NBA’s new projects: automatic highlight compilation. And…
Read MoreSeth Curry 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
Time for a thought experiment: How many assists would a hypothetical point guard on the best team in the league acquire when presented with these targets to pass to: Klay Thompson (elite shooter) Andrew Bogut (lobs) Draymond Green (jack-of-all-trades) Harrison Barnes (pretty much Andrew Wiggins) Surely the point guard of that team would put up…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
Dënniß ßchrööder wants to have his own team. I want him to have his own team. Hawks fans want him to have his own team. Everybody wants him to have his own team. So why doesn’t he have his own team yet? There’s still plenty of time before the season ends where Dënniß can be…
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