Man, that final fourth quarter lineup against the Grizzlies was nuts. Tyler Ennis, Rashad Vaughn, Damien Inglis, John Henson, and Miles Plumlee. What the heck? That’s the kind of lineup that should never see the light of day except in practice. There’s no scoring there! Where’s the scoring? It worked this time, but only because…
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Damien Inglis 10 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMIEN INGLIS HIGHLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am excited. It’s been almost two whole seasons since the Bucks drafted this dude, and I have been sitting here, patiently, waiting to make highlights of him. There were some promising signs (actually just one promising sign) early this season, namely, that he hit a three in his first career…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 17 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Is there anyone on Earth who is excited for Trey Lyles? I figure that Curiosity rover on Mars is probs excited for him, but that thing doesn’t count. It’s not even a human, plus, it’s on Mars. I’m talking about real live organic meatsacks inhabiting the planet Earth, hyped for Treymendous Trey. I didn’t think…
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 16 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
The Nuggets’ season has been over for a while now. Jokic and Nurkic have already gotten their chances to be shown off in the offense. Is it not Lauvergne’s turn now? I mean, he got thirty minutes, which makes it look like they were showing him off, but he only took eight shots, which means…
Read MoreMarcus Thornton 18 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
“Thanks for agreeing to meet me at this restaurant,” said Marcus Thornton as he sat down in a corner booth of Old Country Buffet. “It really helps me be more comfortable than meeting in a conference room. I’m gonna go get some food now.” The two Wizards front-office executives waited patiently for Marcus to return…
Read MoreAl Jefferson 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
I will admit that sometimes I am swayed by the FGA stat more than I maybe should be. Al Jefferson scoring 21 points is not exactly a breakout performance for him, but he made ten shots! That tied two other players for most field goals made in a game last night. And, you know, the…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Anyone else miss Stephen Curry’s midrange game? It’s rad as heck to see him bomb threes the way he does, but damn. Where did it go? There was a reason everyone loved MJ so much. It was because he had mastered the art of splashing midrange jumpers in everyone’s faces. Fear not, midrange fans! Even…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 15 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Is there any player in the NBA who looks less like an NBA player than Joe Ingles? There probably are a few who are just as hangdog and flabby, but it really struck me while making this vid that Jinglin’ Joe looks like that barely-mobile fat dude at the Y, at least compared to the…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Before you watch this video, turn this question over in your mind: Would you partake of a highlight vid depicting Jon Leuer scoring 12 points? If the answer is yes, then, by all means, continue forward and watch these highlights. I hope you enjoy them. But if the answer is no, then navigate your browser…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
If I was a Miami Heat fan, I’d be so done with Justise Winslow after seeing Josh Richardson being able to score buckets. Keep in mind that I don’t care about defense at all, not even a little bit; I just want to see buckets. Richardson is better at that aspect of the game than…
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