Eight points and five rebounds in six minutes? You can talk to me about “small sample sizes” all you want but the only thing I’m hearing is that those are total beast numbers. Judging by this video, if your team has a bunch of dudes on it who can’t make layups, Cristiano Felicio is your…
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Dewayne Dedmon 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
Dewayne Dedmon is, from what I can tell, just a worse-paid and less-featured version of DeAndre Jordan who doesn’t get his apparent skills inflated by playing with Chris Paul. Dedmon can catch lobs, rebound, and block shots just like his more well-known counterpart. He just doesn’t get to start because of some foreign guy who…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
I stare in disbelief at the words displayed on my computer screen. I don’t realize that I am speaking as a moaned “no…no…” tumbles from my mouth. Ian Mahinmi has scored eighteen points yet again, and thus, I am obliged to make his highlights. “I’ll do a different video,” I say to myself as my…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 24 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
If there’s one thing we can determine from this video, it is this: Josh Huestis cannot hold Marcus Morris at all. Not a very profound thing, since Huestis and Morris are not likely to be matched up again this season, but a thing nonetheless. If there’s one thing we can’t determine from this video, it…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
You can’t stop me. I cannot be stopped. I am unstoppable. The highlights of Andrew Nicholson scoring a career-high 24 points are rendering as we speak, and soon, will be uploaded for the whole world to see. I don’t care that the world has told me again and again that they don’t care about Nicholson…
Read MoreNicolas Batum Triple Double 19 Pts/12 Asts/12 Rebs Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
The Charlotte Hornets are way better than I thought they were going to be this year. I admit, I had some hearty laughs at their expense, making light of what I thought to be another pointless 8th-seed push. Jokes on me, right? The 5th seed is way more than the 8th. There are a lot…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 20 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
Take a look at Scott Skiles’ reaction to an Aaron Gordon dunk at around the 0:28 mark. First off, his slight smile and hand clapping makes me confused. I thought he hated Gordon? Is this a smokescreen to catch Gordon off guard? Whatever. That aspect of the clip can be analyzed at a later date….
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