“Thanks for agreeing to meet me at this restaurant,” said Marcus Thornton as he sat down in a corner booth of Old Country Buffet. “It really helps me be more comfortable than meeting in a conference room. I’m gonna go get some food now.” The two Wizards front-office executives waited patiently for Marcus to return…
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Al Jefferson 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
I will admit that sometimes I am swayed by the FGA stat more than I maybe should be. Al Jefferson scoring 21 points is not exactly a breakout performance for him, but he made ten shots! That tied two other players for most field goals made in a game last night. And, you know, the…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Anyone else miss Stephen Curry’s midrange game? It’s rad as heck to see him bomb threes the way he does, but damn. Where did it go? There was a reason everyone loved MJ so much. It was because he had mastered the art of splashing midrange jumpers in everyone’s faces. Fear not, midrange fans! Even…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 15 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Is there any player in the NBA who looks less like an NBA player than Joe Ingles? There probably are a few who are just as hangdog and flabby, but it really struck me while making this vid that Jinglin’ Joe looks like that barely-mobile fat dude at the Y, at least compared to the…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Before you watch this video, turn this question over in your mind: Would you partake of a highlight vid depicting Jon Leuer scoring 12 points? If the answer is yes, then, by all means, continue forward and watch these highlights. I hope you enjoy them. But if the answer is no, then navigate your browser…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
If I was a Miami Heat fan, I’d be so done with Justise Winslow after seeing Josh Richardson being able to score buckets. Keep in mind that I don’t care about defense at all, not even a little bit; I just want to see buckets. Richardson is better at that aspect of the game than…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Wow. This performance really came out of left field. From way, WAY out there. Leftest field. Because I thought Tim Hardaway Jr. was dead. Not, you know, metaphorically dead or figuratively dead. Like, dead for real. Not alive anymore. Am I the only one who remembers all the sad articles written about him dying? I…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
It’s a good thing that Doug McDermott scored 25 points, because my March Madness bracket is already FRICKIN SCREWED. DAMMIT. I was really counting on mine being the perfect one this year. I need that money bad. Real bad. I looked up “evict” in the dictionary, because my landlord kept saying it to me. It’s…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 29 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
OFFICIAL 2015 NBA BEST DIRK-STYLE FADEAWAY SHOOTERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Ryan Anderson 2. Dirk Nowitzki ……. 467. Kendrick Perkins
Read MoreBriante Weber 12 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
12 points and 4 assists is just not going to cut it anymore for Briante Weber. Sure, those may look like good numbers for a D-League callup, but do not be fooled. There’s some guy who is now on the Pelicans, I don’t know, another D-Leaguer, maybe you’ve heard of him? Tim Frazier? He put…
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