March 2016 – Page 9

Jeremy Lin 21 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2016)

After seeing how my last Jeremy Lin got a heady 3,000 views in just 24 hours, the temptations of success have infiltrated my brain, and I’ve made another Jeremy Lin video. I have discarded my integrity entirely and now my very existence is dominated by my desire to accumulate larger and larger view counts. 3,000…

Tony Allen 27 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2016)

This is only the second time in the last five years that a player has made at least twelve shots without missing one. Serge Ibaka did it in 2014, but it’s easy for Ibaka to do since he’s so big that he can just reach over everybody and plop the ball right in the hoop….

Amar’e Stoudemire 16 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2016)

Even the NBA scorekeepers are disrespecting Amar’e Stoudemire now, as if the derision of the entire NBA fanbase wasn’t enough. Check out the shot at 0:24. Would you consider that field goal a “dunk”? Of course you would. That’s what it is, and anyone with eyes can clearly see that fact. Unless you are a…

Sean Kilpatrick Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2016)

Yeah, I said I was done making highlights for the year, and now I’m making a Sean Kilpatrick video. You got a problem with that? It’s a career high. Just this one vid, and I’m done for real. Jeez.

Luke Babbitt 23 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2016)

I might be done making videos for the year. There is nowhere else to go but down after this, this 23-point performance by Luke Babbitt. It’s pretty much the whole point of this channel, to show stuff like what Babbers just did. And I have a peculiar feeling that the whole season was leading up…

Jordan Farmar 12 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (3/21/2016)

“This is so mean,” Zach Randolph snickered as he and a few other Grizzlies teammates were gathered around what would be their new teammate’s locker. “That’s why it’s so awesome. Matt, you got the stuffed animals?” “Right here,” Matt Barnes replied, pulling a backpack off his shoulders and unzipping it to reveal ten different stuffed…

Jeremy Lin 29 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)

Yeah, so I’m late to the party on these Jeremy Lin highlights. I know that. Do you honestly think that I don’t keep 24/7 tabs on every other highlight maker, no matter how inactive, irregular, or insignificant? I’ve got an entire room in my apartment that is devoted to monitors showing about a hundred different…

Andrew Wiggins 25 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)

25 points for Andrew Wiggins is great and all, but I think he came close to undoing all the good things he did tonight with that horrible game-tying attempt with 15 seconds left in the game (not shown). I mean, what the heck was that? There’s no way that a turnaround jumper while being defended…

Bradley Beal 25 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)

It’s been a while since I did Bradley Beal highlights. For a while there, I thought he was too good for the channel. I don’t know why I thought that, since he hasn’t been an All-Star and wasn’t averaging 20 until this year. But there it is. If you subscribed because of older Beal highlights…

Kelly Olynyk 22 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)

What happened to Kelly Olynyk’s much-vaunted post game? It’s just totally disappeared. Not even a sliver of it remains. Gone. All gone. It was there during his first Summer League, and then, BAM, it’s more forgotten than John Edwards. I had my doubts that his moves and counter-moves would work on the NBA level. Everyone…