Boban Marjanovic’s dominance was so evident in this game that even the commentators can’t figure out why Stan Van Gundy (henceforth referred to as “Can’t Van Coach”) doesn’t give him more minutes. They later concede that Marjanovic has trouble guarding mobile bigs and that’s why he’s unsuitable in many matchups, but I’ve got a refutal…
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Nikola Jokic 30 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
This is how I imagine the daily routine of an average Serb plays out: -Wake up -Scratch ass -Ignore clothes, ignore bathroom needs, ignore wife, ignore coffee -Sit down in front of computer and navigate web browser to youtube.com/downtobuck -Watch last night’s Nikola Jokic highlights -Rewatch old Nikola Jokic highlights if new highlights are unavailable…
Read MoreRodney McGruder 13 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2017)
Out of all the Rodneys currently in the NBA, Rodney McGruder is likely the worst. Stuckey is probably still better than him at this point, and Hood is obviously way better than either. The good news for McGruder is that he can soon overtake Stuckey because Stuckey is thirty years old now and will never…
Read MoreGary Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
I’m running out of ways to say it: I’m #hypedforgaryharris. He’s playing so well lately that I’m almost worried that he’s peaking as a player. Please let me be wrong about that. How would I ever sustain my hype for Gary Harris if he reached his pinnacle as a 22-year-old averaging fourteen points per game?…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 24 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
Just when you thought that Kristaps “Jesus Krist” Porzingis had graduated from my channel for being to good, DTB pops you right in the mouth with another thick slab of Kristy-P highlights action! His monthlong absence from my channel was more due to the quality of his play than any decision on my end to…
Read MoreShawn Long 13 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
So, I wanted to see if Shawn Long lives up to his last name (not in that way you sicko), so I pulled up draftexpress and found out that his wingspan is seven-foot-one. So he’s not an insane freak of nature, but his arms are longer than he is tall, so that qualifies him as…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
If you go off of per 36 stats, which are the best stats in the world because they allow you to compare bench players to starters, Enes Kanter is a top 20 scorer in the NBA, scoring 24 points per 36 minutes. Teammate Josh Huestis is even better, scoring 36 points per 36 minutes, but…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
Today I had the police called on me. So I woke up this morning in the mood to make some more highlight videos, but as has been happening for the past few weeks, when I walked into my living room my attention was immediately diverted to, you guessed it, the twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple Buddy…
Read MoreRudy Gobert Career High 35 Points/8 Dunks Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
For hours, Rudy Gobert had been waiting patiently for his guest to wake up. He didn’t feel like waiting anymore. Retrieving a nearby bucket of ice water he had set aside specifically for this purpose, he dumped the entire contents onto the head of the unconscious man strapped to the chair. The shirtless man immediately…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 29 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
Man, I used to rag so hard on Tim Hardaway Jr. for not doing anything besides scoring. Back in my earlier, angrier days, where everyone was a bust and everyone sucked. I still kind of think those things, but I don’t type them out as much. NBA players have feelings to, and they, for the…
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