Jonathon Simmons has continued to play solid basketball even during the Magic’s interminable losing streak, which now stands at nine games. My hypothesis that Simmons would struggle on a team without as friendly a system as the Spurs continues to get proven wrong. Sure, Simmons doesn’t really accumulate stats other than the scoring kind of…
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Clint Capela 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Now that the Rockets are back to full health with Harden and CP3 out there, often at the same time, I expect nothing less than these types of performances from Capela every game. Every single game. Twenty points or more. Five dunks or more. All he has to do is roll to the basket and…
Read MoreFrank Mason 14 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
I don’t want to sound presumptuous, and Kings fans are definitely free to correct me here, but is Frank Mason III not totally outplaying De’Aaron Fox right now at this very moment? Mason’s not taking the world by storm or anything, but he’s had some pretty okay scoring games recently, and he’s total money from…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 19 Points/6 Assists/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Willie Cauley-Stein again had a game where he didn’t display much of his newly-expanded offensive arsenal; he was limited to mostly layups, dunks, and putbacks in this one. Perhaps Joerger told him to stop being a moron and only take the shots he can make reliably. Anyway, none of that matters anymore because WCS just…
Read MoreDaniel Theis 12 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Daniel Theis vs. Maxi Kleber: who is the better German rookie? In this description I will factually analyze the facts with analysis and give you an official verdict so that you don’t have to try to form opinions yourself. SCORING: Theis is averaging 4.3 PPG. Kleber is averaging 3.9 PPG. Any moron should be able…
Read MorePatrick McCaw 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
It’s a good thing my channel name isn’t “WayOfTheWarriors” because that combined with my physical inability to make highlights of star players would mean no vids for my fave team. No one besides the big four ever does anything of note for the Warriors these days. They all play their roles well, yada yada, good…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 29 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, before tonight, was really consistent in his shot-taking. Almost every game, between 10 and 13 shots, good for about 13 points per game. Not too many, not taking any away from “more deserving” players. Just playing his role like he did in Detroit, except more efficiently. There’s a lot of messed up things…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
That’s what I get for doubting Lance Stephenson. 18 swaggy points, 6 swaggy assists, and a bunch of high-fives distributed to the Pacers faithful in attendance. I shall never doubt him again. To be fair, he was performing pretty poorly early in the game. As the commentators said, his body language was looking not-so-good because…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Bojan Bogdanovic can do more than just shoot threes. He can also shoot free throws! Refer to my vid of him making 16 of them if you don’t believe me. Also: he can do two-point baskets inside the arc. That’s three different things he can do: threes, twos, and frees. That’s all the kinds of…
Read MorePat Connaughton 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Pat Connaughton got a lot of people excited (it can’t be just me) when he scored 24 points in the Blazers’ season-opening massacre of the Suns. He’d been waiting in reserve for two whole years, and now it was finally time for him to craft some artificial wings made out of wax and fly towards…
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