November 2017 – Page 30

Brook Lopez 34 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

This description is just too easy. Too easy. It practically writes itself. In case you don’t understand what I’m getting at, I’ll say it outright: this was the most brutal and unforgiving REVENGE GAME in at least the past few years. Brook Lopez was pitted against his former team who traded him last off-season, and…

Malcolm Brogdon 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Malcolm Brogdon received a bit of flak over winning the ROY of the Year award despite not being statistically impressive. Most of this flak came from 76ers fans who were understandably miffed that their rookies got no recognition. Other sources of flak included, well, basically no one else because most people agreed that his contributions…

Isaiah Taylor 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Is anyone else in the vicinity of this highlight video receiving Ish Smith vibes? I only ask because my organomechanic vibe-receptors are detecting a large amount of vibes and they appear to be the vibes of Ish Smith. Normally my receptors are very well calibrated, so I have no reason to doubt their assertion that…

Josh Jackson 13 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Just your friendly reminder that not all rookies are blowing the doors out of their respective arenas. Some of them are merely “okay”. You know where I’m going with this. Look at the title of the video. Which player’s identity is represented in that sequence of roman characters? This is a critical test of what…

Donovan Mitchell 25 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Donovan Mitchell sure has a lot of confidence. Most rookies outside the top five don’t come in and immediately start chucking the basketball at the rim with no remorse. They feel things out for a bit first. Learn the pecking order and their place in it, and as they get better and more confident, add…

Ben Simmons Triple Double 14 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Ben Simmons is already exceeding expectations in a 76ers uniform. Watch him play is a joy, a delight, a treat, a privilege (check it), it’s hard to be critical of anything he is doing. Only the curmudgeonliest and most cantankerous haters could have anything negative to say about him at this point. With that said……

Jeremy Lamb Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

“Yo, man, didn’t you try this last year? You know no one wants to be in that crappy band of yours.” Kemba Walker said incredulously. “That’s not what your mom said last night.” Jeremy Lamb responded absentmindedly, not turning from his current task, which was affixing fluorescent pink printouts on the Hornets’ team bulletin board….

Dwayne Bacon 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

In the interest of bringing only the original-est, most entertaining content to my video descriptions, I promise not to ever use the adjective “sizzling” when referring to Dwayne (finally someone who spelled it correctly) Bacon. Not once, over the whole year. It would be so easy, just incredibly easy, to say it when he has…

Bryn Forbes 22 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

I can’t remember right now off the top of my head, but Bryn Forbes either had a really sick Summer League or a really sick preseason. Or both. Could be both. In any case, he showed that he can score the rock in a professional setting. He can shoot jimbos, but he can also take…

Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Tonight was a hotly-anticipated matchup between Bojan Bogdanovic and Dario Saric. While they were overshadowed by “better” players on their respective teams, they both made an impact. But who came out on top? Let’s take a look at the facts, and with the facts come to a truthful and correct conclusion. NATIONALITY: Both dudes are…