January 9, 2018 – Page 2

Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Jeff Green points last night: 22. Cavaliers starters’ points last night: 28. Now, I’m definitely not trying to insinuate in any way that Jeff Green is better than the totality of the Cavs’ starting unit, which includes All-Star caliber players like Kevin Lovestomissshots, LeBrick “LeBenched Blames” Shames, and Isaiah ThomAss. Jeff Green might be having…

C.J. Williams 15 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

I want to make some comparisons here to Sundiata Gaines’ immortal game-winner, but it just doesn’t seem right. This shot by C.J. Williams was great, but Gaines’ was over the top. Nationally televised against LeBron James at the buzzer on a broken play fading out of bounds? If I saw that in a movie I…

Willie Cauley-Stein 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Willie Cauley-Stein is attempting to expand his game. That’s good! There will never be a better time than right now to experiment with being a Jokic-esque all-around bigman. His shooting percentages are way down because of this new freedom, but his assist percentages are way up, so I’ll call it even. The Kings are going…

Jarrett Allen 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Jarrett Allen put on a slam-dunking festival (colloquially known as a “dunkfest”) tonight against the Raptors. He’s working on other parts of his offensive game, but that’s the one that’s getting him the most mileage: just slamming it through the rim with two hands or one hand but not usually zero hands. His proclivity for…

Jonas Valanciunas 21 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

The 20 and 10 game. The hallmark of a good performance by a center in the NBA. The best among them average that during a whole season. Jonas Valanciunas does not get the opportunity to average that much. Unless you use the 20 minutes he plays per night and the 10 fingers Dwane Casey uses…

Bobby Portis 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Bobby Portis must have taken some notes from Nikola Mirotic before tonight’s game: when in doubt, shoot the ball, and when not in doubt, shoot the ball also because who knows if your teammates are going to pass it back to you? Alternatively, he could have taken notes from my friend Dylan who never stops…

Bogdan Bogdanovic 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

DTB’S OFFICIAL BOGDAN BOGDANOVIC TRIPLE DOUBLE WATCH UPDATE: Bogdan Bogdanovic has yet to put up a triple-double in the NBA. Stay tuned to DTB’S OFFICIAL BOGDAN BOGDANOVIC TRIPLE DOUBLE WATCH for more updates as they become available.

Nikola Jokic Triple Double 22 Pts/11 Asts/12 Rebs Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Something’s up with Nikola Jokic. He’s not his normal self. His field-goal percentage is tanking, causing him to not be as aggressive trying to score. That 41-point game seems an eternity ago. He had a game with ten (10) turnovers. Where are the assists? Are the scorekeepers gypping him? In any case, he’s just not…

Davis Bertans Career High 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Even the Spurs commentators agree with me (and probably with you as well, since you’re watching this video): Davis “Bobblehead” Bertans needs more touches, more playing time, more everything. When even the homer commentators are begging for a player to get more minutes, you know it’s true. It’s one thing for me (who has a…

Kyle Korver 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Kyle “Fourth-Quarter Clutch Master Supremo” Korver lived up to his nickname and was clutch in the fourth quarter tonight, scoring 14 of his 19 points. Problem was, LeBenched Blames left him to try and make up a 31-point deficit. No amount of clutch shooting could’ve made up so many points, but being a good teammate…