De’Aaron Fox is no longer the leading minutes-getter on the Kings (that honor belongs to George “Angry Emojis” Hill), but he’s still third on the team at 26.8 MPG. Or he’s second on the team because Willie Cauley-Stein is also getting 26.8 MPG. Whatever. The point is, De’Aaron Fox is getting played like he’s the…
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Isaiah Canaan 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
If Isaiah “The Canaanball” Canaan (get it? because he’s round and fat like a cannonball?) keeps this up, he’ll finish the season shooting over forty percent from the field, something he has never done in his career. It might seem like I’m obsessed with players shooting over 40% since I bring it up all the…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 16 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
Suns colorman Eddie Johnson was kind enough to inform us viewers about what kind of vibes he is receiving from Josh Jackson. They are vibes of a Clyde Drexler variety. I appreciate his insight because I am too young to have ever watched Drexler play basketball. I can watch highlights, but I can’t REALLY know….
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 31 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
Tim Hardaway Jr. was relatively un-clutch in this one, missing two free-throws with thirty seconds left that would have put the Knicks up by five. Instead, they went into the next possession only up by three, and the only thing that saved them was the Jazz missing three separate wide-open three-pointers. Then he sunk two…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 25 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
I must reiterate: T.J. Warren needs to score 20 points per game this season. I will not tell you the reasons why this needs to happen, but rest assured, it does. Alright, I’ll clue you in on one of the reasons. It’s so future people can look back at the statistics of the NBA before…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 16 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
Luke Kennard did almost all of his damage in the last half of the fourth quarter in this one. He hit a three early, and then tried to will the Pistons to a victory with his sweet shooting stroke and incredible, blinding whiteness. It didn’t work. Next time, start a little earlier buddy. Being clutch…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 26 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
Driving slowly through a rough area of Washington DC, Kelly Oubre peered through the windshield at the passing street signs, struggling to discern them in the weak glow of the street lights. The place was supposed to be right past Jefferson Street, but it seemed like he should have gotten to it by now. Not…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
DeMarre Carroll will forever have notoriety as being the only starting member of that 60-win Hawks team to not make the All-Star game. It’s not his fault that for some reason people thought Kyle Korver was good enough for it, but there it is. No changing the past. All he can do is try to…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 33 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
This will be the perfect video to tell rival teams to watch when the Lakers are attempting to trade them Jordan Clarkson. “Yeah, we’re just not sure if Clarkson is who we need right now.” “But did you see the highlight video of him scoring 33 points on a variety of moves that were reminiscent…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 22 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
I was going to make a description comparing various Grizzlies players to characters from Game of Thrones, but then I ran into a serious and insurmountable problem: I’ve never watched Game of Thrones and only know a smattering of plot details. A “smattering” meaning “none”. Dammit! I don’t know how some people can consume both…
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