January 28, 2018 – DownToBuck

Tyus Jones 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

I sort of get these feelings that maybe Timberwolves fans (and even the Timberwolves commentators) are disappointed with what Jeff Teague brings to the table and would rather see more of Tyus Jones out there on the floor. I can see where they’re coming from; Teague likes to score about as much as he likes…

Tyler Dorsey 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

With this game, Tyler Dorsey OFFICIALLY becomes the highest-scoring Dorsey in NBA history. Let’s run down the list of scrubs who he just savagely destroyed, and whose careers he just made into complete laughingstocks: 1. Joey Dorsey. Career-high: 13 points. He does, however, beat everybody else rather significantly in the “total career points” category, with…

Tim Frazier 4 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Four points is the lowest amount of points that I have shown in a highlight video in recent memory. There’s, of course, the immortal “Luke Walton 2 Points/12 Assists” video I made once upon a time, but you know that one’s extremely old because Luke Walton was a player and not a coach. There’s also…

Mike Scott 19 Points Full HIghlights (1/27/2018)

On the continuum of revenge games, where the low end is “no revenge was exacted” and the high end is “the dude just dropped sixty points of pure spite on his former team”, Mike Scott’s nineteen points against the Hawks is a little bit below the midpoint. He probably should have scored more points than…

Jaylen Brown 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

There are rumblings that Gordon Hayward might come back from his injury before the season’s end. Jaylen Brown has a few options in this scenario: -Pretend to be happy when Hayward comes back and you get moved to the bench, but actually your soul is a tormented wasteland -Tell Hayward not to try to make…

Reggie Bullock 16 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock is giving me Jordan Hill vibes. But these vibes are not the “player comparison” vibes that I usually receive. These are “hair comparison” vibes. Jordan Hill was sort of a forgotten man before he fell out of the NBA (it actually wouldn’t surprise me if he was still hiding…

Domantas Sabonis 17 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

One thing that I fear will go unnoticed if I don’t point it out right here in the first sentence before everyone loses interest and stops reading: Domantas Sabonis totally took out Lance Stephenson with a chest bump. Starting at around 1:09. I can’t tell if Stephenson flopped a little bit to make it seem…

Khem Birch 11 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch is already 25 years old, just in case you were thinking about getting hyped for him. You’re still allowed to get a little hyped, but that’s because he’s Canadian, not because of what age he is. If your first thought when you first saw him (which might have been right as…

Markieff Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Two good games in a row for Markieff Morris. 20 points last game, 23 points this game. A feat that he had accomplished numerous times in previous seasons, but was rare (nonexistent) this year. After tonight, I’m going to say that John Wall was the problem. I used to think Mike Scott was the problem;…

Gary Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

It’s weird to think about Gary Harris being a first-option on a team, but here we are. I’ve still got, in the back of my mind, visions of rookie-year Harris, you know, the one who sucked really bad, and those visions still slightly distort my perception of him. Even as he makes scoring look easy,…