Michael Beasley, with Kristaps Porzingis tragically killed in the line of duty, has returned to something resembling his Minnesota form these last three games. We’re talking first-year Minnesota form. Not second-year. The year he almost scored 20 per contest for one of the worst teams in the league. But if Beasley wants to recreate that…
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Mario Hezonja 24 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
It’s a shame that the trade deadline just passed, because Mario Hezonja is hotter than a twice-microwaved Hot Pocket and the Magic (who obviously do not care about trying to develop Mario Hezonja) could’ve gotten some good stuff for him from some team that recognizes his talent. Maybe even a first-round pick! They couldn’t get…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell Triple Double 10 Pts/11 Asts/10 Rebs/6 Stls Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
T.J. McConnell needed only four more steals for a quadruple-double tonight. He was not ridiculously far off a frickin’ QUADRUPLE-DOUBLE. Remember when MCW did something similar in his first ever game? Remember how hyped you were? That’s how hyped you should be now, except maybe tempered slightly because this was against the Knicks instead of…
Read MoreDario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
Dario Saric: better than Ben Simmons? Before you answer, think hard about the when you think the last time Simmons scored 24 was. Must have been a month ago, right? A month or maybe even two months. Two whole months of him not scoring any more than 23 according to your perfect (at least when…
Read MoreDwight Powell 18 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Since being inserted into the starting lineup, Dwight Powell has really shown why he is the superior Powell of the NBA. While Norman Powell can barely get minutes after getting gifted a huge-ass contract, Dwight provides excellent rim-running and lob-catching abilities for a reasonable price. The Mavericks aren’t exactly winning a ton of games with…
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. 16 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
I think this is the best passing performance we have seen from Dennis Smith Jr., and it’s probably not close. The other times he’s had big assist games, it’s because he’s making dinky perimeter passes while Wesley Matthews cans threes. This game, he was throwing LOBS. Hella LOBS. He was throwing lobs to everybody: Dwight…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
I know this is pretty much totally unrelated to anything to do with Yogi Ferrell, the Dallas Mavericks, or the modern NBA, but I want to apologize for not making highlights of Jerome Dyson scoring 24 points on April 18, 2012. I hadn’t started my channel yet, but there was no reason I shouldn’t have…
Read MoreJae Crowder 15 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Jae Crowder is probably glad to get out of Cleveland. Nobody really liked him there. LeBron probably yelled at him all the time and the fans obviously thought he was trash (because he kinda was). Now he gets a fresh start in a small market where everybody’s polite. Even if continues to play like trash…
Read MoreJames Ennis 14 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
A lot of players have started putting “II”, “III”, or “Jr.” at the end of their names, and I don’t know if I’m supposed to include those things with their name or not. James Ennis was always just James Ennis until this year, when he suddenly became “James Ennis III”. Did he only just realize…
Read MoreCedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
“Yo, my man,” LeBron said, walking up to Cedi Osman, who was sitting in his locker, and exchanging some dap. “You remember what the plan is for tonight?” Cedi scrunched up his face in thought. “I think so. We’re gonna…we’re gonna ruin Paul Pierce’s jersey retirement!” LeBron smiled. “Damn straight we are. And all those…
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